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A Brokeback Mountain for the rest of us

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by basso, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. basso

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    http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/02/a_brokeback_for.php

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    A Brokeback Mtn. for the rest of us

    Mexico's media has gone wild with reports that Latina movie stars Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek have become lesbian gal pals.

    Cruz and Hayek star together in the new western "Bandidas."

    While doing movie promotion in Mexico, Cruz grabbed Hayek's butt and began caressing it in front of stunned Mexican photographers.

    Now the pair can't seem to keep their hands off each other.

    The lesbian rumors started flying, and neither Cruz nor Hayek seem interested in stopping the speculation.

    "I grabbed Salma's ass just to keep things moving," Cruz reportedly told the National Enquirer. "And the energy changed when I did that."

    Cruz had lesbian sex with actress Charlize Theron in movie "Head in the Clouds."

    Asked by TV interviewer Diane Sawyer who Cruz thought was the best kisser of all the actors she's made movies with, Cruz said: "Can I say Charlize Theron? Then I'm out of trouble. Charlize. Charlize. Charlize."

    Cruz was also "romantically involved" with actor Tom Cruise.

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  2. Buck Turgidson

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    Good movie.
     
  3. underoverup

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    can you say pre-movie free publicity hype? :D
     
  4. SwoLy-D

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    underoverup - it's called "publicity stunt". I have often wondered why "PENE"-lope Cruz has the word "penis" in her first name.
     
  5. Xenochimera

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  6. RunninRaven

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    They already made a Brokeback Mountain for the rest of us. It's called Bound.
     
  7. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    "mulholland drive"
     
  8. Svpernaut

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    Amen brother.
     
  9. basso

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    Cruz+Hayek > Tilly+Gershon
     
  10. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    I'm a big Hayek fan, I'd rather see Hayek and Tilly. I'm gonna have to check ou this bound, always found tilly incredibly sexy.
     
  11. Another Brother

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    isn't cruz dating "the sexiest man alive"?
     
  12. bigtexxx

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    Cruz + Hayek = Crazy delicious
     
  13. Rasselas

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    True, but Naomi Watts + any other woman > Cruz + Hayek
     
  14. RocketMan Tex

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    Cruz and Hayek????

    I'll volunteer to be the meat inside of that lust burrito!

    :D
     
  15. hotballa

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    Naomi Watts was in the lesbian movie, Mullholland Drive I believe
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    At the risk of using hyperbole, I would just like to say that Salma Hayek is the hottest woman in the history of the world.
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    note to self - see "Head in the Clouds"



    lol, very true.
     
  19. mc mark

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    oh yesth...

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  20. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    so where's mr. norton?

    George: So, let me ask you. Do you think I could have done this?

    Jerry: No, no. It's the valet guy.

    George: No, no, I mean, driving Susan to lesbianism.

    Jerry: Oh... No, that's ridiculous.

    George: What if her experience with me *drove* her to it?

    Jerry: Suicide, maybe, not lesbianism.
     

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