"Hey look guys! Watch me do my Stephen Hawking impression." ------------------ "I'll tell you this, the older I get, the less I trust people. It's true. It's damn true." -- gr8-1 going through some growing pains.
Shake this hand! The other one's deformed! ------------------ I figure the odds be 50/50, I just might have something to say.
This is what happens when you realize your the richest man in the world ------------------ Reactions after The Rockets got Eddie Griffin for 3 draft picks "Eddie For 3 ... Yes!!! O Mother!!!!!!!"
Carpal Tunnel is a b****! ------------------ I figure the odds be 50/50, I just might have something to say.
"You get the competition by the balls, and you Squeeeeeeezzzzee !!! DaDakota ------------------ If you like RTS games, check out this one. www.frontierwars.com coming soon to a PC near you.
Bill auditioning for the lead role in the new p*rn version of Revenge of the Nerds. ------------------ Now this shirt is chafing me
Ok, that's good. Now push it in and out at a medium pace. ------------------ Life is a **** sandwich. The more bread you have, the less **** you have to take. You can Run from the bet, you can Rave at the bet...but you just can't hide.
In the Macintosh labs, technicians crapped their pants when their high resolution Graphical interface resolved this photo of Bill Gates. ------------------ humble, but hungry.
After fierce competition from the iMac, Bill Gates tries to turn his face Bondi Blue. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams and Lisa Malosky fan club. atheistalliance.org
Factory Supervisor #04: "Officer, the Mecha-Gates is almost complete." Evil German Officer Lurking in the Shadows: "Excellent number four. Soon we will be ready to enter phase two of the Plan." Factory Supervisor #04: "Wait a moment. What's that?" Both: "OH MY GOD!!!!!" ------------------ All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions!
"This is how Satan has me hold his crotch while I... nah, I don't wanna talk about it. It makes me rich though."
"I want it that big. Money is no object." ------------------ Protrolls.com! Keep the ???? alive! The ZRBucks!
ooh, ee, ooh ah ah ping pang pallawalla bing bang. ooh, ee, ooh ah ah, ping pang pallawalla bing bang! ------------------ This space left intentionally blank...
