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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by TheHangover, May 3, 2007.

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  1. TheHangover

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    The answer to Game 6 against the Jazz is 565.

    It has been 565 days since Jason Collier passed away.

    In the year 565, the Gokturks(=Chinese=Yao) defeated the Uyghurs(Turkish=Okur=Utah, duh...).

    Interstate 565 runs through Huntsville, Alabama. Hunstville is "Rocket City".

    Carlos Boozer, Mehmet Okur, and Deron Williams had a combined...wait for it... 565 turnovers this season.

    And if you're still not convinced, it has been 565 months since the US launched the first weather satellite. Rockets launch satellites, obv.

    As you can see, all signs point to an easy Rockets victory against the Jazz in game six. My sources indicate that Yao Ming will dominate Mehmet Okur. Okur, Boozer, and Williams will have several turnovers. Thunderstorms will pass through Salt Lake City, causing fans to arrive late and home court advantage to be diminished. Jason Collier will bless the Rockets from above(watch for strange things to happen). And all the while, Huntsville native and Houston Texans draftee Amobi Okoye will watch and cheer the Rockets victory in his new hometown. So Las Vegas is giving the Rockets 5 points, are they? They surely don't know about 565. It doesn't take a "Rocket" scientist to see the future.
     
    #1 TheHangover, May 3, 2007
  2. erying007

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    I dont know if it is true, but you have to get the credit for being original.
     
    #2 erying007, May 3, 2007
  3. Rocket Guy

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    It has been 1 hour since you have gone crazy...
    the rockets are 1 game away from...
    tracy mcgrady winning his 1st playoff series
    and 1 more thing....
    rockets win by 1 with a tmac jumper with 1 second left
    that is 1 awesome finish
     
    #3 Rocket Guy, May 3, 2007
  4. Miguel

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    It's been one week since you looked at me
    Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
    Five days since you laughed at me saying
    "Get that together come back and see me"
    Three days since the living room
    I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
    Yesterday you'd forgiven me
    but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
     
    #4 Miguel, May 3, 2007
  5. Hayesfan

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    man... if all that is true.. you really need to get a life...

    But.. I am extremely impressed at your ability to find weird number correlations!
     
    #5 Hayesfan, May 3, 2007
  6. weslinder

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    565 is also the number of flops that Okur has had so far in this series.
     
    #6 weslinder, May 3, 2007
  7. Nero

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    Ooohhh!! Post the rest of it! Post the rest of it!!
     
    #7 Nero, May 3, 2007
  8. will2km

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    You did a great job Mr. Morey
     
    #8 will2km, May 3, 2007
  9. yipengzhao

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    HAHA. This is one of the best posts I've ever read.
     
    #9 yipengzhao, May 3, 2007
  10. BroadwayBelm

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    impressive.
     
    #10 BroadwayBelm, May 3, 2007
  11. Cook1ez

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    Wow, if all that is true. Then i wanna know how much time it took you to figure all of that out.
     
    #11 Cook1ez, May 3, 2007
  12. Tree Rollins

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    5-6-5 is also the number of games the other three Western Conference playoffs will go (Spurs-Warriors-Suns).
     
    #12 Tree Rollins, May 3, 2007
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    Very cool. An original thread in the GARM for once, even if it's completely useless 'facts' that have no bearing on the outcome of this series.

    5 stars...
     
    #13 tigermission1, May 3, 2007
  14. BroadwayBelm

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    nicely done.
     
    #14 BroadwayBelm, May 3, 2007
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    LOL, that's what I was thinking.
     
    #15 ima_drummer2k, May 3, 2007
  16. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    Well, obviously. :D
     
    #16 Joshfast, May 3, 2007
  17. corby

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    Haha! Now that's what I call MONEYBALL!
     
    #17 corby, May 3, 2007
  18. Blue Beluga

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    Pat on the back ...

    very refreshing ...
     
    #18 Blue Beluga, May 3, 2007
  19. zazahan

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    Where did you find those numbers? Really impressive :D
     
    #19 zazahan, May 3, 2007
  20. Precision340

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    nicely done... go Rox!!
     
    #20 Precision340, May 3, 2007
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