replace the wood with some stainless steel, and evangelicals might pay 5k for this depiction of their deity
The only accurate part would be Melania as Mary Magdalene but who are we kidding. We all know Melania would not even be there. She'd be online shopping. And Mary Magdalene completely turned her life around. She didn't have to, Heyzeus would have loved her equally but it was her choice. Mary Magdalene was the first one to see Jesus after he rose. Fake media never talks about that!!!! Mary the mother gets all the love so what if Mary Magdalene wasn't quite the virgin. They didn't even include her Gospel. Trump of Mar-a-lagoreth
Back in the day as a kid I thought Sam Kinison's take on Joseph and Mary was brilliant...NSFW of course