I mean, I'm pretty sure we were all thinking the same thing. The bigger question is why the universe even operates that way. Or are WE that part of the universe, only in a conscious and sentient form, while everything else just kind of sits there waiting. Who painted the refrigerator purple? It was the aardvarks.
Maybe, or he could be embarrassing himself on main AND on 30 different burners at the same time. He's always injured so he has a ton of free time.