T’was the night before Christmas And all through the gym Not a player was scoring Not even an all star the plays were designed by Udoker With hopes KD would be there the fans were all nestled by their devices With visions of championships in their heads And @DaDakota finally moved on from Cam We all lay down for our nap When out on the forum there arose such a chatter I opened up my phone to see what was the matter And all through the forum, ideas abound. trade for beard Bring back Jalen KD is worse than Dillon On vixen and prancer! JD should play point Defense no longer exists Leadership nowhere to be found and then in a twinkling I heard on the court The sound of defense being played KD scoring Udoker coaching @DaDakota OGing on @Reeko And @DreamShook You refs @WestendMassive make memes @Salvy and @Os Trigonum KD sprang up to take the shot And the refs gave him a whistle And away they all flew like the down of a thistle But I heard him exclaim As he drove out of sight HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FROM THE UDOKER, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!
