Alright its time to give out the awards and barring any special appearances by Michael Jackson here they are . Poster Of the Year : Jeff Rookie of The Year Band Geek Mobster slash Pete Rose Mobster Most Improved Poster ZRB Admin of The Year Clutch Thread of the Year Saw Dream Today!! - rockHEAD
BAH! The whole contest was rigged! Poster of the year: Well, Jeff is obviously close to the Rockets organization and Clutch, so there was obviously a little favoritism there. Besides, my Pulp Fiction poster with Uma Thurman on it is poster of the year Rookie of the year: Can you say, "Sophmore jinx"? Most improved poster: You know who one of the winners of the NBA's most improved player award was? Pervis Ellison! Pervis Freaking Ellison! Do you want to be like Pervis Ellison, ZRB?? Is that your goal in life? Admin of the year: Please...one little, "Make me admin of the year, or I shut the board down" and it's in the bag... Thread of the year: Yeah, more like, "I stalked Hakeem today!!". Come on, RockHEAD, got any pics of Hakeem in the shower to go along with those pics of him at Whole Foods? Well, now that I've said my piece, I think I've got "Most Bitter Poster" for 2002 all locked up BTW, I think that "individual post of the year" could be added next year... Editor's note: This post was a joke...I just couldn't find an appropriate place for a smilie
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Thank you for this gracious award. I'd like to give a shout-out to all my homies in the cc.net chat room and all the freaks on the BBS. Thanks to Clutch and his crew, Jeff, the Rockets organization, Rudy T and CD, Clutch The Bear, Lil Clutch, the Power Dancers, the Power Dancers' choreographer and stylists, I'd like to thank all the people at the Summit, er Compaq Center er.. HP DeskJet Center... everyone on 59 at Edloe, the Greenway Plaza security who helped me find my car once. I'd like to thank my manager, my agent, my production company, my stage manager, my choreographer, all the executives at the company. This award is for Aaliyah, thanks for you inspiration. We are all winners, except for the losers... y'all are just losers... I'd like to give another shout out to all the freaks on the net, my bodyguards, my man-servant/valet/chauffer, and my homies! Peace! rH
haha.. no... it's a jab at the MTV VMA awards that were on last night 9/8, P Diddy's man servant was introduced after the show with Kurt Loder and it raised a big stink, cause he said he wasn't a man servant but a valet... it was a joke rH
Who would have thought 6 months ago that I would end up winning an award like this. I'd like to thank all who voted for me, and especially those who didn't. Because it is you guys that make my explosive fits of negative rage possible. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I have a feeling that this was voted before the "poll" thread. I guess that the "????" thread was enough to push me over the top.
You forgot the following 4 categories: Most Stat-Conscious Poster The Cat Most Controversial Poster ZRB Best Crank The Freak Best Troll Flutie Special thanks to Will who suggested ZRB and The Freak for their awards. Kudos to ZRB, who pulled a Michael Johnson and won the "prestigious" double of Most Improved and Most Controversial.
I'm not sure if I should be happy for the fact that you like me, you <i>really</i> like me or cry because I've spent so much time here! I'd just like to thank all the little people...Billy Barty, Minnie Me, that guy from Kid Rock, "Mickey" from Seinfeld and Dr. Ruth. Also, I dedicate this award to my wife for not strangling me with my mouse cable. Thank you. Thank you ALL!
I'd like to thank the members that all voted for me, without you guys, well, I wouldn't have won...and I'd also like to tell all of the people that didn't vote for me (you know who you are) that I have recorded all of your names and trust me when I say this... <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> <p> YOU WILL PAY!
