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2010-11 Season Rap Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Honey Bear, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. Honey Bear

    Honey Bear Member

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    Started out the season without much hope
    Celebratin Yao Min was the noose on the rope
    Start to look smooth then he's out for the season
    Brought in courtney lee for a daryll morey reason
    Looked good on the spreadsheets, sum of equations
    Morey liked em on paper, but his relevations
    Of which superstars for assets were attractive
    Went down the gutter with Deron and Melo mackin
    On the showtime booties not the homely girls
    houston was plaid and disciplined, no bouncy curls

    Next to go was Aaron Brooks
    For being an angry version of Webster
    Got a Slovak in return by the name of Dragic
    Fans exclaimed Morey was weavin his magic
    A chemistry move but you can only make so much
    Water if you don't have enough oxygen, feel it
    The team was high on character but low on talent
    Gave top teams a bumpy ride but no challenge

    Morey still pushed on for the prized 8th spot
    Knowing it was too late for a top 5 pick, a jock
    Sent Battier away things were getting too hot
    For Texas so off to Vermont or South Dakota
    Or memphis or some place as relevant as DaDakota
    And the team picked up steam, got the fairweather fans
    believing in the dream, but the weathered fans knew these team
    Was only going up to come crashing down
    You can't trump talent when the big 3's in town
    It's decision time two thousand and eleven
    Are we gon be average, or champions from heaven
     
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  2. Honey Bear

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    Something wrong
    I hold my head
    Yao Ming gone
    The Doctor said!
    Now it's time to tank
    But Morey say no
    He did that time
    And spent that bread
    Now he treads on
    He's almost there
    The 8th spot looks good
    But Morey scared

    He can't trade Kmart
    Or Luis
    Because his computer say
    Tanking is infamy
    To do the bare minimum
    A noble loser
    Is better for me

    But in come Ronny
    Talkin bout reality
    Aint no one replacing me
    At gangsta university

    Yo, pointdexter, listen up

    All of the lights
    Cash light
    Strobe light
    Disco light
    Flash light
    Stop light

    It's time to tank next year
    This is a sign
    Close but no cigar
    Or resign
    A top 5 pick
    Makes the world go round
    That's an asset right there
    Cuz in this league
    We don't fight pound for pound

    PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH PUH



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  4. 00rocketgirl

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    Back in November I made this variation of the song when the started out 0-5 to "Airplanes", when we really could use a win right then.
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    Can we pretend that the Rockets, on our team, had a superstar

    We could really use a win right now (win right now, win right now)

    Can we pretend that the Rockets, on our team had a superstar

    We could really use a win right now (win right now, win right now)


    Yeah
we added Miller, PattPatt Lee & Ish
    
I thought this season we’d be better than this

    Cause after all the draftin’ and tradin' and signin'

    I thought for sure the red would be risin’
    
And all the losses and all the bad habits
    There comes a time where you wonder what happened?
    And when you're staring at that schedule in your lap

    And you hoping but the Rockets can make a comeback

    But this is how the game unfolds
    
Choking in the 4th is getting kinda old

    And when your team unravels
    
And they sayin' who would you trade for

    If you had one chance

    So Rockets, Rockets do not tank
    Hurry now before it gets too late
    Rockets don’t go out without a fight
    
I’ll still cheer for them every night



    Can we pretend that Rockets, on our team, had a superstar

    We could really use a win right now (win right now, win right now) 
 Can we pretend that Rockets, on our team had a superstar

    We could really use a win right now (win right now, win right now)
    



    
Somebody take me back to the days

    To the 09 season, started in 08 

    Back when our defense was 5th rank
    
Yeah back when nobody got in our way
    If we miss playoffs we’re just playin’ for the hell of it

    We got to get some wins to stay relevant

    I'm guessin that if we can get some wins or a trade

    Then maybe yo maybe we'll go back to the days
    
Can’t always blame it on the refs each game

    No one would have guessed we’d start this way
    
Unless Charles and Barkley were part of your name
    
But we got believers, what's up Jeff Van Gundy

    So can I get a win to stop the critics

    And prove to them we’re better than this
    So here I stand and then again I say
I'm hopin' we can get some wins or trades

    

 Can we pretend that Rockets, on our team, had a superstar

    We could really use a win right now (win right now, win right now Can we pretend that Rockets, on our team had a superstar

    We could really use a win right now (win right now, win right now
    )
     
  5. Angkor Wat

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    This thread will be epic.
     
  6. Honey Bear

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    What Rashmon is trying to say, in his own special way, is that this thread is over. The fat lady is singing. I've destroyed it.
     
  7. Honey Bear

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    Rocketsgirl, would you use those same lyrics today, seeing how the season went and what the future holds for naive optimism? Are you still opposed to tanking and landing a Deron/Carmelo type guy in the coming years? You think the Rockets can without a top 5 pick?
     
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    Cleverly disguised hangout thread disguised as the unemployment thread?
    Kidding! Will work on my song tonight!
     
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  9. Honey Bear

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    I just listened to the song Rocketgirl posted... that's ripped straight from Barney. Negative points.


    Lol, remember... it must be in English.
     
  10. 00rocketgirl

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    what do you mean?
    I wanted it to sound as much like the original as possible.

    And yes, I would rewrite the song with the same message- anti-tank. I enjoy watching the Rockets play to win.
     
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    Props on the use of a Dilla beat Ronny.
     
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  12. DallasThomas

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    Of course there's always Chuck Hayes' (and half the Rockets nowadays) theme song:

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  13. Honey Bear

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    I meant the original was like a song from Barney. You need to run deep in the streets when you rap. You need to slap people for fun. You need to play rough. You can't be scared of jail.
     
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