smh. ashley madison has truly jumped the shark. http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/04...fers-1m-for-proof-of-sex-with-jets-tim-tebow/
This is like the plot for a romantic comedy. He'll end up with the nerdy yet cute and abused corporate executive assistant who also ends up taking over the company when her evil lady boss is exposed for whatever.
and then get together with her after the sex vid/used condom is plastered all over tmz (for the purposes of the movie, not saying Tim's one to do that)
Did I ever tell you about the time Tebow and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Tebow throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Tebow decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, don't shoot him, he's a human!
So anyway, Tebow would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and use a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Tebow had to shoot the maid.
Did I ever tell you about the time Tim Tebow forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, Tebow tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.
it has tones of Will Ferrel in every movie he's been in except stranger than fiction just looked it up and yes it is a SNL skit. Brasky.
I believe Tebow is a virgin. Really not that hard to believe. I've seen devout religious folk with easy access to puss (handsome college athletes - lulz) that waited until marriage. In fact, I would have easily taken Tebow being a virgin over him making the playoffs.
