17 problems you haven't had since the 90's

I called ahead to get directions, but the store owner doesn't feel live giving me the "cross streets."

On my days off, or in college when I don't have a class, I really want to see more minorities in judges' robes telling people "what you need ta do," or slutty poor people with weird hobbies fist fighting each other; but all this broadcast station shows are classic sitcoms.

I want to see a music video for a rap, rock or Beastie Boys song that isn't in the Top 40, but none of the three half-hour programs that they would show those types of songs on are on right now, or I don't have cable.

 

One thing we didn't have in the 90's was a socialist half-barack president.