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15 years in a US prison or 1 year in a Mexican prison?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, May 6, 2007.

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  1. countingcrow

    countingcrow Member

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    A friend of mine (who is Mexican and has a family member in a Mexican prison) posed this question to me on Friday.

    I'd lean toward the 15 years in a US prison cell. Not really a hard decision.

    Probably wouldn't survive in either one...
     
  2. ymc

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    Is he young and of small size? If so, I would think one year ass rape in Mexico is better than 15 years of ass rape in the US. Plus, one year in Mexico probably is a petty crime that they won't throw you into a jail full of ass rapists.
     
  3. redefined

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    If the prison is anything like Shawshank Redemption, then I'll take 15 years in US

    Heck, I'll take 30
     
  4. countingcrow

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    My friend told me that his cousin was branded by a cattle brand the first week he was locked up. He said the guards are just as bad as the inmates.
     
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    "Don't noooooobody wanna go to jail in Mexico!"
     
  6. Lil Pun

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    Why do Mexican prisons have these bad raps?
     
  7. bladeage

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    "They be stickin all kinds of burritos in ya ass!"
     
  8. percicles

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    Put me down for 1 year in a mexican prison.

    - Mexican prisons are more leniant than US prisons. Family can visit and bring you food.

    - With enough cash you can buy protection (at a cheaper price than US) from inmates or cartels.

    - I speak spanish so I don;t have to worry about joinging a gang based on race.

    - Gaurds can easily be bought.
     
  9. Bandwagoner

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    Yeah what if you have no money or family. And you didn;t speak spanish but was just a white guy or asian.
     
  10. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Many Mexican prisons have no running water, no AC (obviously -- Texas prisons don't have this), lots of roaches, total filth, no privacy, no security from other inmates, etc. Not a pretty place. The guards/police will milk you for all they can.
     
  11. SamFisher

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    Good - I'd pay up and do my 1 year, better than being incarcerated in the US for 15 long hard years.
     
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    15 years or 1, granted that I dont get raped and murdered in the prisons of Mexico I would do the 1 year
     
  13. Kam

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    I don't know.


    how about playing it straight, and not going to prison.
     
  14. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    Depends on what kind of prison in the US. I think I would take 15 at a minimum security facility, but I would go for the 1 in Mexico over 15 in one of the rougher American prisons.
     
  15. Rasselas

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    15 years is a monster chunk of your life. You'll lose a chance to live, raise a family, do your career, whatever. After 1 year, no matter how painful, at least you'll have your life back.

    I'd take Mexico.
     
  16. RocketRaccoon

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    I'm running out of time so I'll take Mexico for 1.

    RR
     
  17. Locke

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    This queston is a no brainer.

    1 yr in Mexico.

    1) I can bribe the crap out of the guards and live like a drug lord.
    2) No US prison record upon release
    3) 14 years is a long time to be in a box
     
  18. DonnyMost

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    Depends.

    Can I qualify for parole in the US prison?
     
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    then u better be able to fight like Fedor or Gomi.
     
  20. arkoe

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    Look at Kam trying to be all smart. Suck it up Kam, the thread was simple. 1 or 15?
     

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