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12 Days of Christmas (Bad Santa Rox Version)

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by bleedroxred79, Dec 24, 2013.

  1. bleedroxred79

    bleedroxred79 Member

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    Happy Holidays Clutch Fans! No game tonight, so let's have some fun. Who out there can top these lyrics?

    Starting from the top (in a Bing Crosby voice or course) let's begin.


    On the twelfth day of Christmas our Rockets gave to me......

    Twelve Asik Tears....

    Eleven Missed Free Throws....

    Ten LOF's....

    Nine LOH's....

    Eight Pump Fakes....

    Seven Harden Flops....

    Six Bench Points....

    (slowly) Fiiiive up high for Hinkie taking Whiiiite....

    Four fouls on Jones....

    Three pointers flying....

    Two poison pills....

    (slowly) And C-Par staring at Sky's b%%bies....:p

    Just wanted to poke some fun at our club. Nothing personal, everyone have a safe and wonderful Christmas. (ROF) for life. Beat the Spurs!! Would be the greatest gift I'd receive.
     
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  2. cloudng8

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    Very nice!!! Merry Christmas to you too!!
     
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  3. CasaDolce

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    I started writing a "'Twas the Night Before Christmas ~ Rockets edition", then I got busy... Here's what I got so far:

    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the arena
    Not a creature was balling, not even a trainer
    The banners were hung on the ceiling with care
    In hopes that another championship soon would be there

    The Rockets were nestled all snug in their beds
    While visions of big contracts dance in their heads
    And Morey on his iPad and Les on his lap
    Had just signed another star under the cap

    Jeremy is the Asian sensation
    His favorite toy is a playstation
    Sent to the bench all to his dismay
    He handled it with nothing but grace

    Greg Smith is the big gummy bear
    You'll recognize him by his curly hair
    Got called for tying his shoe in the paint
    Coach shook his head so hard almost did he faint

    Harden is the one with a big beard
    Opponents guard his eurostep with fear
    Traded to us by the OKC Thunder
    Why they're so stupid, we wonder


    ....

    Maybe I'll finish it next year lol...
     
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  4. Voice of Aus

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    Man this is good, the holiday season is great
     

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