1. The source of creation loves the Rockets 2. The buddah is on our side too, he is well pleased with Yao and laughs at Phil Jackson who is really a hippe from cali who really wishes he was a monk in tibet. 3. Matt Bullard is our color analyst. The Bullard effect is in effect. I dont know what the Bullard effect is, or if there really is one, but I heard once it gets going, the world is at its mercy. come on we need like 97 more!
9)Because Jeff Van Gundy is a motha fing motha f-er and motha f-ing motha f-ers do not their teams lose to a bunch of p*****s.
9. Shaq will stub his big toe on the way to the recording studio to finish up his single from his upcoming motion picture.
fellas, those are pretty good. Most are pretty obvious though. Sanes and Stacks are the kind of reasons that are gonna get us to 100. If we don't make it to 25 before the game, we lose the series. If we do, we win. COME ON!
13) Because aristotle is not a competitve spirit, or a big jug head bully, so Shaq is misrepresenting aristotle and the greek gods are not pleased with that so his reign of success is over.
14. On the Real --- The rockets always play well on national TV against the Lakers. They always have to prove everyone wrong and they come to play harder against the lakers then anyone in a regular season game... Bring on the playoffs and they really have something to prove.
Uprising you are right man. Im not feeling good about setting us up like that. Lets me edit my post and I will say' we have to reach 25 before the game starts in order to win the series' and then you can re-quote it.
