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100 Greatest Movie Insults

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Oski2005, Jul 1, 2010.

  1. Oski2005

    Oski2005 Member

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    NSFW LANGUAGE:

    <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PSEYXWmEse8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PSEYXWmEse8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>
     
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  2. DonkeyMagic

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    Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.
    Rufio: Mung tongue.

    Peter Banning: Math tutor.

    Rufio: Pinhead.

    Peter Banning: Prison barber.

    Rufio: Mother lover.

    Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.



    Those always cracked me up
     
  3. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    LOL! :grin: Saved the best for last. Thank you for this, sir.
     
  4. the futants

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    Good one. Thanks for sharing.
     
  5. RoxSqaud

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    Awesome....10 mins well spent.

    Thanks.
     
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    That was great.

    The first 5 1/2 minutes of Full Metal Jacket are some of the best 5 1/2 minutes of modern cinema in history.

    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t8Nf1MK7lts&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t8Nf1MK7lts&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

    R. Lee Ermey improvised all of it, BTW. He was originally supposed to be an advisor to the actor playing Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, but Kubrick liked the instructions he gave to him so much he decided to cut out the middle man and just use Ermey instead.

    None of the actors knew what was coming so the fear in their eyes was 100% real. Ermey stayed in character for the full shoot so they were legitimately scared of him.
     
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  7. KingCheetah

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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qKuAl1QvuI8&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qKuAl1QvuI8&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
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  8. SwoLy-D

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    Thanks for the NSFW and spoiler warning? :confused:
     
  9. ima_drummer2k

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    1. Anyone who has seen the movie pretty much knows it's not exactly The Lion King...

    2. Why would anyone play ANY YouTube video at work without headphones?
     
  10. SwoLy-D

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    I guess courtesy for those who have not seen FMJ. :eek: Alls I'm saying is yours is FULL of NSFW stuff and we had no warning.

    You have valid points, sir, about FMJ, but you're assuming that everyone who opens this thread HAS SEEN that movie.

    Why did Oski put that on HIS opening post, though... anyone who knows "Insults" are NSFW wouldn't have to get an NSWF warning... would they?

    MANY people view YouTube videos at work without heaphones. But we make sure we do if you have the courtesy to let us know it contains NSFW stuff.

    I am just saying that the SPOILER or NSFW warnings are here for us to use them wisely and for the sake of the clean sharing.
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    You know, Swoly, you actually make some salient points. Perhaps I should go back and add a spoiler and a NSFW label to my original post.

    But the fact that it’s got you so upset.....well.....to tell you the truth, it kind of makes me want to leave it 'as is' even more.
     
  12. DonkeyMagic

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    I think that's just how he always is. :grin:

    actually happen to watch his show on the history channel last night. Hoo Ra!
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    :grin: That's funny... you think that just because I point out something you know you should have done... I'm upset? :confused: Don't know where it shows I'm upset, but if you want to think like that, it's up to you... I ain't taking any thought of yours away. I don't know what definition of "upset" you're using.

    :eek: You don't want to be courteous to the rest of the peeps here, it's up to you, though. All I said was "thanks" in my original post... you want to continue being that way and not warn others... meh... who cares how they see you, right?
     
  14. stipendlax

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    You're in a thread about insults and you expect a video to NOT have profanity? Use your common sense, man.

    http://static.open.salon.com/files/duh-duh1233387823.jpg
     
  15. SwoLy-D

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    That's valid. :eek:

    AND, FAIL on the picture. :p
     
  16. stipendlax

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    Not necessarily. My point was made.
     
  17. GRENDEL

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    Actualy he's incredibly nice but he's a Marine through and through.
     
  18. noscrusir

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    Haha what a great movie. :)
     

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