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$10 million Bat Mitzvah "Go shorty, it's your bat miztvah, we gonna party..."

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  1. Oski2005

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    This guy is the CEO of a bulletproof vest company. It's funny because one of the singers he hired to provide entertainment was 50 Cent. What does this do for his street cred?

    History will forever record Elizabeth Brooks' bat mitzvah as "Mitzvahpalooza."
    For his daughter's coming-of-age celebration last weekend, multimillionaire Long Island defense contractor David H. Brooks booked two floors of the Rainbow Room, hauled in concert-ready equipment, built a stage, installed special carpeting, outfitted the space with Jumbotrons and arranged command performances by everyone from 50 Cent to Tom Petty to Aerosmith.

    I hear it was garish display of rock 'n' roll idol worship for which the famously irascible CEO of DHB Industries, a Westbury-based manufacturer of bulletproof vests, sent his company jet to retrieve Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and Joe Perry from their Saturday gig in Pittsburgh.

    I'm also told that in honor of Aerosmith (and the $2 million fee I hear he paid for their appearance), the 50-year-old Brooks changed from a black-leather, metal-studded suit - accessorized with biker-chic necklace chains and diamonds from Chrome Hearts jewelers - into a hot-pink suede version of the same lovely outfit.

    The party cost an estimated $10 million, including the price of corporate jets to ferry the performers to and from. Also on the bill were The Eagles' Don Henley and Joe Walsh performing with Fleetwood Mac's Stevie Nicks; DJ AM (Nicole Richie's fiance); rap diva Ciara and, sadly perhaps (except that he received an estimated $250,000 for the job), Kenny G blowing on his soprano sax as more than 300 guests strolled and chatted into their pre-dinner cocktails.

    "Hey, that guy looks like Kenny G," a disbelieving grownup was overheard remarking - though the 150 kids in attendance seemed more impressed by their $1,000 gift bags, complete with digital cameras and the latest video iPod.

    For his estimated $500,000, I hear that 50 Cent performed only four or five songs - and badly - though he did manage to work in the lyric, "Go shorty, it's your bat miztvah, we gonna party like it's your bat mitzvah." (talk about keepin' it real-oski)

    At one point, I'm told, one of Fitty's beefy bodyguards blocked shots of his boss performing and batted down the kids' cameras, shouting "No pictures! No pictures!" - even preventing Brooks' personal videographers and photographers from capturing 50 Cent's bat-miztvah moment.

    "Fitty and his posse smelled like an open bottle of Hennessy," a witness told told me, adding that when the departing rapper prepared to enter his limo in the loading dock, a naked woman was spotted inside.

    I'm told that Petty's performance - on acoustic guitar - was fabulous, as was the 45-minute set by Perry and Tyler, who was virtuosic on drums when they took the stage at 2:45 a.m. Sunday.

    Henley, I hear, was grumpy at the realization that he'd agreed to play a kids' party.

    I'm told that at one point Brooks leapt on the stage with Tyler and Perry, who responded with good grace when their paymaster demanded that his teenage nephew be permitted to sit in on drums. At another point, I'm told, Tyler theatrically wiped sweat off Brooks' forehead - and then dried his hand with a flourish.

    Yesterday, Brooks disputed many details provided to me by Lowdown spies at the affair and by other informed sources, scrawling on a fax to me: "All dollar figures vastly exaggerated."

    He added: "This was a private event and we do not wish to comment on details of the party."
     
  2. CBrownFanClub

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    As a jew, I am freaked out by this.
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    Oh GOOD GOD!!! Every band's worst nightmare.
     
  4. Uprising

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    Sounded like an aweful night for the musicians.
     
  5. Oski2005

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    I think thr most disturbing thing was what the dad was wearing.
     
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    and another generation of paris hiltons is born
     
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    Katrina survivors must be glad that the girl is having such a nice party
     
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    My dad told me about this last week. He writes casuatly insurance for Chubba and the guy called him up looking to get a speical events liability policy for Fifty and his posse at the party. Apparently Fifty won't show up to an event unless someone agrees to legally cover his posse's ass. Understandably, my dad turned the request down. After hearing about their distinctive 'aroma,' it's understandable why he did...
     
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    Those are some pretty big-name musicians who must be pretty hard up for cash...
     
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    They could have donated $9,999,990 to the survivors and just got Stevie Nicks.
     
  11. LegendZ3

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    Rich people piss me off
     
  12. CBrownFanClub

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    Exactly. And the stevie nicks joke that was made in the next post was awesome.
     
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    What a waste of $10 million. That amount of money could have gone to a good cause like a massive, summer-long Miami Beach crack party or even 2500 nose jobs for those fugly Long Island JAPs.

    How terribly unfortunate.
     
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    I don't know why, but I find this LOL funny. :D
     
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    does this remind anyone of Ari's daughter's bat mitzvah.
     
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    That's exactly what I was thinking...

    This is pretty crazy, but if you have the money, you can do with it what you wish...But don't you set the bar really high by doing this...
     
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    My BarMitvah lineup was only, like $4million. 50 cent? :rolleyes:

    At mine, we had:

    Ray Parker Jr.
    Frankie Goes To Hollywood
    Andrew Ridgley
    Howard Jones
    Paul Young
    The Eagles

    Paul Young totally smelled like Hennessy.
     
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    What does Katrina survivors and this bat mitzvah have to do with each other? There is no relation. Why don't you drive down to the Mercedes and Bentley dealership and hastle every potential customer about buying a Saturn instead. :rolleyes:
     
  20. RocketMan Tex

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    Did Frankie Goes to Hollywood smell like goose farts? :D
     
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