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    Temporary placeholder Game Thread Rockets @ Clippers 4/14/2024

    YAAAYYY FIRST PAAAFT... Wait...
    Post by: HardenReturns, Apr 14, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Jalen Green Apology Form

    This thread is aging so well, like fine wine. Let's do our best to keep it alive and to honor the wisdom of Jalen fans on every occasion.
    Post by: HardenReturns, Apr 12, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Magic @ Rockets 4/9/2024

    [IMG]
    Post by: HardenReturns, Apr 9, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Magic @ Rockets 4/9/2024

    Yaaayyy first page again!! [IMG] Wait... [IMG] Who cares. [IMG]
    Post by: HardenReturns, Apr 9, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    I Can't Believe I'm Saying This

    Bullshıt clickbait title.
    Post by: HardenReturns, Apr 9, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Rank the core 6 in order of keeper priority

    It's not easy without Alpi boxing out two opponents.
    Post by: HardenReturns, Apr 7, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    I have finally lost FAITH in Jalen, we need to trade him.

    Yeah... Why stop there? Ask for a 20-sth blonde all-star with big t***, endless legs and an ass to die for.
    Post by: HardenReturns, Apr 6, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    The Jalen/Alpe Dilemma

    Guys, could you please tell me which big there is that can constantly fight triple teams without the help of shooters?
    Post by: HardenReturns, Apr 3, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Timberwolves 4/2/2024

    [IMG] against these ferocious creatures. [IMG]
    Post by: HardenReturns, Apr 2, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Sengun demands trade …

    White? That's racist. No, wait...
    Post by: HardenReturns, Apr 2, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
  11. HardenReturns
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    Jalen Green will be the Rockets' Numero Uno

    WOOO VERITABLE JALENSANITY WEEE Let's see how this ends.
    Post by: HardenReturns, Mar 28, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Alperen Sengun is the Rockets' franchise player

    Do you mean an excerpt from a more recent interview might exist in an older tweet? :D You look at the tweets, check out their dates, see that the...
    Post by: HardenReturns, Mar 24, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    [POLL] Turkish Stiff vs. Sturdy Guy . . . preferred nomenclature??

    I don't have a wife, silly. You really should check with your sister before trying to insult me; she could've saved you all that strain on youır...
    Post by: HardenReturns, Mar 23, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    [POLL] Turkish Stiff vs. Sturdy Guy . . . preferred nomenclature??

    Dead Mothers... Is that your sister's favorite rock band?
    Post by: HardenReturns, Mar 23, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Alperen Sengun is the Rockets' franchise player

    Instead of writing all that, just check out the tweet's date, mate.
    Post by: HardenReturns, Mar 22, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    ClutchFans Game Thread: Jazz @ Rockets 3/23/2024

    YAAAYYY HOLY SCHEISS BALLS MUTTER-LIEBHABER! [IMG] [IMG] ふざけるなテメー! [IMG]
    Post by: HardenReturns, Mar 22, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Sengun Injury Thread (UPDATE: Severely sprained ankle, bone bruise knee)

    Oh Lord; Please don't let me sink so deep that I feed my ego by boasting for posting on the same internet forum for 25 years.
    Post by: HardenReturns, Mar 21, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Sengun Injury Thread (UPDATE: Severely sprained ankle, bone bruise knee)

    Woah. Haters, hide your mothers. Alpi and his big Turkish stiff are coming.
    Post by: HardenReturns, Mar 21, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Alperen Sengun is the Rockets' franchise player

    Your mama's fat.
    Post by: HardenReturns, Mar 17, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Jalen Green is going to be a father

    [IMG] Worked well for this guy too.
    Post by: HardenReturns, Mar 17, 2024 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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