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Whenever a non-comedian does a roast, other comedians or Comedy Central provide jokes for them. It's clear from the sheer awfulness of his...
Nah, they sat him the rest of the delivery.
I ran into Ryan Bowen the other day. I still tipped him, even though my pizza was late.
You're going to call someone an idiot in the stupid thread you created? I'd laugh at you if I didn't think you were slightly handicapped....
I would ruin that girl. Fine b*tch that knows about basketball? I'm in it to win it.
I think we'll all die before we meant to. Whether that means car accident, cancer, meteor collision, nuclear war, blah blah blah. When it...
I don't know how it would be awful or horrible or whatever word you said. It's just a bland nickname that two people in the whole world use. If...
A+ post. I said that I hoped black people were offended by being named after a slaveholder because it seems offensive to me, in the same way...
Because it would be fun to get another tall, skinny Chinese guy and watch his lower body buckle under the weight we add to him.
I would have guessed Jackson. Do black people mind being named after a slave owner? I sure hope so.
Probably because he's been in prison for banging little girls.
He shootsHESCORES! Who names their kid Jimmer? Why are Mormons ok with being members of a cult? Why doesn't someone help this Peralta...
When someone serves you this well, it's customary to leave a tip. EDIT: Yes, I would knock size 14 boots with Eve, but I wouldn't let her get...
I'm very sorry to hear about your dog. I was always of the opinion that dogs should be allowed to die naturally, to maximize the time we get to...
On one hand, I almost understand. If I had to enforce the law, it seems like I should be able to jump out of the car immediately to handle a...
It doesn't make me feel pretty or anything, it's just weird. Why go through all that trouble just to piss?
I never would have thought guys would make a point of sitting down to pee (let alone admit to it). I thought sitting down to pee was what...
Done.
Why? Because we're discussing animated tv shows? Dork credentials, or it didn't happen.
urrite. I don't get just about everything. People think way too much of the most mundane things. The following is a list of things I do...
