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    Jail dilemma

    Jail material is comedy gold
    Post by: mr_gootan, Jan 6, 2009 in forum: BBS Hangout
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    Judge my late night jokes.

    How about a joke involving former pres. Bill Clinton advising Obama to avoid this type of situation by using clothes-free press conferences.
    Post by: mr_gootan, Dec 17, 2008 in forum: BBS Hangout
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    If you can dodge a shoe...

    Why waste time bending down to pick up the second shoe? Pick up both at the same time, and hold it's pair in your other hand. Noob.
    Post by: mr_gootan, Dec 15, 2008 in forum: BBS Hangout
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    Black Friday 2008

    $732.54 before ship and tax (of course no monitor or i/o devices; just the box.) at avadirect.com. You could go even cheaper if you downgrade the...
    Post by: mr_gootan, Oct 28, 2008 in forum: BBS Hangout
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    Ron Artest Facts

    Flagrant fouls are named after the loving memory of John Flagrant, the man Ron killed while shooting free throws.
    Post by: mr_gootan, Oct 15, 2008 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    OH MY GOD! Can WE NOT DO THIS?

    R Art
    Post by: mr_gootan, Aug 26, 2008 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Artest to Rockets

    Sura faints! Artest, Dorsey, and Deke are going to be a frontline of Ouch! No Layups (without internal bleeding)!
    Post by: mr_gootan, Jul 30, 2008 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    OKC choosing their team name

    They need to change the city's name first. Are there any interesting suburbian names around that 1-horse town?
    Post by: mr_gootan, Jul 26, 2008 in forum: NBA Dish
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    Guess 2008-2009 Rockets slogan

    We Are Clutch City! Get On The Rick-Roll Express!
    Post by: mr_gootan, Jul 18, 2008 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    [pet peeve]elevators

    Farts in elevators. Love them when they're mine, hate them when they're not.
    Post by: mr_gootan, Jun 26, 2008 in forum: BBS Hangout
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    Mock Draft Challenge

    1. Chicago - Derrick Rose 2. Miami - Michael Beasley (to MEM via MIN) 3. Minnesota - OJ Mayo (to MIA) 4. Seattle - Jerryd Bayless 5....
    Post by: mr_gootan, Jun 25, 2008 in forum: NBA Draft
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    describe your sex life with a movie title!

    Tootsie Gone with the Wind Die Hard: With a Vengeance
    Post by: mr_gootan, May 13, 2008 in forum: BBS Hangout
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    Best No-Longer-Available board games

    [IMG] Still available, just not easily.
    Post by: mr_gootan, May 2, 2008 in forum: BBS Hangout
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    Yahoo Sports has a New Nickname for Nowitzki

    In order to compensate for this bad pub, he should wear an eye-patch for a tougher look. A one-eyed, tough German look.
    Post by: mr_gootan, Apr 1, 2008 in forum: NBA Dish
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    [Globe] Houston May Have A Problem (wow - that's orginal)

    I can't wait for the Chronic article entitled, "Boston, do you like apples? Well, we got to #23. How do you like them apples?!!!"
    Post by: mr_gootan, Mar 18, 2008 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Most ridiculous beard in the NBA

    [IMG] PG - Baron SG - Lebron SF - Peja PF - Pau C - Scott Pollard
    Post by: mr_gootan, Mar 18, 2008 in forum: NBA Dish
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    Good Breakfast recipes

    Please share this one. I want to serve it with some longanisa.
    Post by: mr_gootan, Mar 13, 2008 in forum: BBS Hangout
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    Trade: Bonzi, James for Bobby Jackson? (UPDATE: Done Deal)

    I think Adleman couldn't figure out how to beat the Hornets, and needed Bobby to give him the inside stuff.
    Post by: mr_gootan, Feb 21, 2008 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    The Bonzi Wells appreciation thread

    We'll miss you in the playoffs, when the game usually slows down. Blame MJ's and Francisesess's suckitude for your departure.
    Post by: mr_gootan, Feb 21, 2008 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Warning: Crawfish Season

    Are you Sure That burning sensation came from your Digits?
    Post by: mr_gootan, Feb 6, 2008 in forum: BBS Hangout
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