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Hmmm...those stats look eerily similar to another QB who's name starts with "C" and ends with "arr"...I won't mention any names, though...
I've tried "don't talk" for my wife a few times, but it never seems to work...
Maybe the teacher insulted him with a word that he had to look up...
1/2 a Shaq still weighs more than the rest of the centers in the league...
"Attempted murder", now really, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
I always find it humorous that the biggest civil rights group in America has the word "colored" in it's name. There's also the United NEGRO...
And our NEW number one hit, ``I Do Believe We're Naked'', by Funky-See Funky-Do, replaces ``We're Sending Our Love Down the Well'', which plunges...
What exactly is "NY to LA"? Those are both pretty big towns, last I heard...
There's this special on the weekends at my local bowling alley called Rock 'N Bowl. I think it's $15/person including shoes from 11:00 pm - 2:00...
I don't know if I ever peed inside during the summertime when I was 8-13. My parents were really anal about me opening and closing the front door...
Bowling is too expensive to get good at. I go a couple times a year, toss a couple of 100 games, and just get drunk and have fun...
I think it's been scientifically proven that if a guy walks into any public restroom, his dick is the cleanest thing in that restroom...
OMG, MadMax...I can't believe tinman is sucking you in AGAIN... Write on the chalkboard 50 times: I will not argue with tinman :D
The game didn't REALLY start until about 10:30 Eastern last night. We were watching WWE, and my friend flipped it to TBS around 9:45 Central, and...
No sh*t the game had crappy ratings. It started at 10:00 Eastern time! I hear Selig has David Stern on the phone for some advice on...
They use it to "detect trip wires"...suuuuuuure they do. :D http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071016/ap_on_re_us/silly_string By REBECCA...
It's OK, SLRocket. I sympathize with you. Don't listen to any of these assholes. I'll give you some honest, sincere advice......
You FINALLY got the bus stop chick to notice you...way to go!
Rafer Alston is applying for medical school?
That skit had absolutely no moments...