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Brings to mind this Onion classic: Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA–The mainstream...
Christmas is a marketing strategy for the most popular faith in the world.
If aliens are intelligent enough to have developed interstellar travel, it's a good bet that they've also realised how stupid it is to stick...
I get all of that sometimes, except the tongue part. Mine is caused by low blood pressure and mild anaemia. Get it checked out, dude..
Assuming Novak doesn't have a girlfriend, an Xbox or a taste for stamp collecting, then the answer is obviously drugs, whores and alcohol. A guy's...
Here's another one with a similar theme: Sober Santa Use the arrow keys to move around, raise your level of inebriation, and stay off the track...
Teenagers are vile, hell-spawned incarnations of evil. Seriously, it's sad that our species has to go through the idiot years before reaching...
I am from the year 2001, and have come here in a flying DeLorean to bring you the latest in mindless Internet minigames. Wait, this isn't 1996??...
Another time-waster for the office Contrary to what it says, the record isn't 82m because I managed 85m after a few tries. Poor guy's never...
I just want to say.. It hasn't been the King's English since 1952. Carry on :o
If/when you get married I guess you'll only have one kid then..
1. Darabont directed The Shawshank Redemption. He also wrote the screenplay for it, although credit for that brilliant story obviously goes to...
Hey you're Cosmic Stan!! I'm a big fan :cool:
Before I became a Rockets fan (circa early 90s): Bulls(hit) :mad: As a Rockets fan (championships onward): Jazz(holes) :mad: :mad: In the...
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Uh, what? Oh, I get it. Sleepy eyes = not working hard. What an astute observation.
Angelina Jolie shows her t*tties in, what, half of the movies she's in? That by definition makes those movies great :D
Yeah, I thought I was the last one after the Earthbound thread.. apparently not :p
Nah, that's too unrealistic..
First time I'm in so early, woohoo Rockets win 200-10 Battier drops 50 on Rudy Gay. Novak adds another 40
