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Wow. I know there is some important stuff to get to in here but...jeez....lighten up Francis.
At Spring High School where I have been a longterm sub for a lady that is out for the year there is a slight coincidence with the names. Her...
Harnosed journalism sucks dog dicks.
My name is Chance but my street name is...Chance.
I saw her the other night and her eyes were darting back and forth like some kind of crazed ferret. She was waiting for a visual cue to switch...
Tooth fairy exchange rate? That's funny. When my son lost his first tooth I beat him to a pulp 'cuz we were in no position financially for him...
like from coke?
I just learned today that uglification is an actual word. So is uglify. I'll use it in a sentence: When sara put on the extra hundred and...
Odd you should ask as I have been practicing a guttural scream for some time. I used it on Am I There Yet and again on Vandy's intro....
dr who, wright? c
Dude you are freakin' high! Without Tom Arnold that movie would've sucked! "She took the ice trays! What kind of sick b**** takes the ice trays?"...
Oh BTW. Here is another new thing we did. I thought it'd show our range and you guys might get a kick out of it when you hear it ALL OVER houston...
Roger Wilco. He heard it and digs it. Thanks guys. Chance
He's out today but they'll start using it tomorrow for his show. I went hoarse singing it!! Chance
Here is the new Marc VandeMeer theme song. We tried to capture a desperate, cheesy sound that was overly exuberant and excited. I think its funny....
No, no, no...you have misinterpreted me. I said kill a chicken. Hats for bats! If you feel that chicken choking is in some way, shape, or form...
Wish me luck. I might be getting a job at a certain radio station in town. It would put the teaching thing on hold for a while but wish or pray or...
supposably
God knows I like wathcning people from the community train wreck on tv.... Good luck dawg
Anytime someone throws up an 80s post I have to post my 80s song. IT's right here. Try and find the Dexy's Midnoght Runner reference. Chance
