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"Eet mor chikin" also means "Eet les beef". Take the hint, beef-eaters! Marriage is between a man and a woman. Or between a piece of chicken...
I'm pretty sure he'd say something along the lines of: "You cain' censuh the woiks of a glitterin' white angel like Mahk Twain. If them...
I find it really hard to hate the Spurs. What I hate are Spurs fans. I live in San Antonio. I know Spurs fans. A bunch of fat, middle-aged...
I played some of my favorite Astros' numbers. 5, 7, 17, 34, 50 - 44 With the exception of 34, all of my numbers were within 3 of the...
It's from a documentary called "The End of the World: Have Your Affairs In Order". Scheduled for release 12/21/12.
His son goes to school in prison? That's gangsta. Also, who was Lil Troy's 10th grade science teacher?
Yes. I induced that life-changing orgasm, not God. He does get way too much credit for things. It's caused by certain people being deathly...
I was thinking about this when I made my previous posts. The answer is simple: White people are in control of movies, tv, and music (and...
Warning: many of these pictures are NSFW, because I am not at work. If you are at work, you should be working, not looking at t*tties. If you,...
I like this game. My first thought was Gabrielle Union, but since she's been mentioned... (Warning: many of these pictures are NSFW, because...
I missed it. Will they be showing it again any time soon?
Wouldn't any team become a contender with CP3 or D-Will? Hawks are currently 16-10 without either of those two. Pretty sure they'd be even...
Houston Texans: "Sorry."
You should change your name to DOUCHAMP. Who's more stupid, him for creating a thread with an ambiguous title, or you for falling for it?...
Well first of all, I wouldn't expect to have an intelligent conversation about politics on a basketball forum. Second, mediocre is better than...
I'm surprised and disappointed by the Obama hate. Closet racists? Out in the open racists? All Obama has to do is not lead the country...
Why doesn't Thor talk like Thor? :confused: "Oh no, this is Earth, isn't it?" should be: "Tell me, wench, where dost the son of Odin...
If white skin is too white, the girl just looks sickly.
"DELONTE IS ONE BAD MOTHER ****ER!"