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Watch us give away assets to take back a bad contract whilst at the same time giving other teams assets to take on expirings …
Our starters could barely beat tanking teams but we’re somehow going to win an extra 20 games this season.
Y'all never got dry humped by your boys? I still remember when I was first dry humped by my uncle when I was 12. (Can't wait for Summer league lol)
What’s the lowdown on Huff? Why’s he not on a roster yet? Sounds like the ideal big in this day and age.
Any insiders know if Jalen said “no homo” beforehand? I need to know what to tell my wife’s boyfriend. Thanks.
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This is good entertainment
“Stop being homophobic! Nothing wrong with being gay! Jalen is not gay! He’s just humping JC like he humps women! Yea, Jalen likes women! Get...
I wish we'd stop glorifying her goofy behavior. For every Tari/KMJ/Thompson/Ball there are thousands of kids with these kinds of parents who don't...
It makes sense Zion would be attracted to the human woman version of a chicken nugget.
This. People need to stop acting like real life basketball is 2K. These guys only have so many opportunities to secure their bag. Imagine...
It’s not gay because they liked it.
We’re not done yet, I refuse to believe we gave away 3 1st round prospects and a rotation piece for fresh air.
Jalen is head honcho
Remember when we got that exemption from Yao and signed Ariza to be our 1st option? Good times.
I tried to write something nice but we lost 2 1st round players who actually looked like contributing to an "oopsie", KMJ wish we would have...
Does this guy actually exist or do we actually have the rights to a bunch of frat boys?
Here’s a list of interesting facts about Jock:
Let’s be real we’ve all been sniffing heavy copium since getting the 4th pick. Now most of us have run out.