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Better ROI in today's economy.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CometsWin, Sep 2, 2015.

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Best ROI

  1. Boob job

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  2. Degree

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  3. Pics or STFU

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  1. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    For a 19 year old woman is it a better ROI to spend $15-20k getting a great boob job or spending that money towards a college degree?

    Discuss.
     
    #1 CometsWin, Sep 2, 2015
  2. wekko368

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    Which degree?
     
    #2 wekko368, Sep 2, 2015
  3. marky :)

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    Why not both?!?
     
    #3 marky :), Sep 2, 2015
  4. TheRealist137

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    how big a boob job are we talking here?
     
    #4 TheRealist137, Sep 2, 2015
  5. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Can only afford one.
     
    #5 CometsWin, Sep 2, 2015
  6. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    C+

    Let's say she's 5'7", slender, attractive. 7/10 no pointy elbows
     
    #6 CometsWin, Sep 2, 2015
  7. BigShasta

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    education. Most false boob women max out right above secretary. which inevitably is a glorified executive assistant.
     
    #7 BigShasta, Sep 2, 2015
  8. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Add one boob and go to Community College with the rest.
     
    #8 PhiSlammaJamma, Sep 2, 2015
  9. Two Sandwiches

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    Get a degree.

    Hell, get a nursing degree, work for a plastic surgeon, get the boob job for free, then leave the practice, and get noticed by a single doctor.

    If she's gold digging, which is what it seems. These scenarios (the end result) happen all the time.
     
    #9 Two Sandwiches, Sep 2, 2015
  10. The Stig

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    College degree first. Gets a whatever job after and the boob job comes after saving the right amount of funds. Win-win-win.

    /thread. Or am I not doing this right?
     
    #10 The Stig, Sep 2, 2015
  11. Haymitch

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    Damn I thought you were a dude OP. Had I known you were a 19 y/o female I would have repped way more of your posts.
     
    #11 Haymitch, Sep 2, 2015
  12. The Stig

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    I got another solution.

    Go set up a gofundme page and post the link in a new thread discussing why a boob job is necessary. Please leave out the weird stuff.
     
    #12 The Stig, Sep 2, 2015
  13. Duncan McDonuts

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    Still waiting for pics...
     
    #13 Duncan McDonuts, Sep 2, 2015
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    "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."
     
    #14 Ohreally, Sep 2, 2015
  15. Cannonball

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    Depends on what boobs look pre-surgery and what kind of job you end up getting.

    If job=p*rn/stripping then boob job all the way. If job=business then degree.

    Go to school, get high paying job, use money from job for surgery. Best of both worlds.
     
    #15 Cannonball, Sep 2, 2015
  16. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    It's just a hypothetical but this is the chick that started the conversation.

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/xt1KzvA9ex8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #16 CometsWin, Sep 2, 2015
  17. No Worries

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    Boobs have diminishing return after the age of 40 or so.

    Education should have an increasing return into you 50s.
     
    #17 No Worries, Sep 2, 2015
  18. Amiga

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    Boob cause ROI on p*rn career at that age is very high
     
    #18 Amiga, Sep 2, 2015
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    20k?

    10k to go towards your left boob and 10k to go towards college. Best of both worlds.
     
    #19 Juxtaposed Jolt, Sep 2, 2015
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    1 big t*tty, 1 little t*tty, and I'll call the b*tch "Biggie Smalls"!!!

    I know it's an overused and corny joke, but it still applies here!
     
    #20 Nick_713, Sep 2, 2015
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