The Hussein Family Tree

NOTE: This is a joke. Don't know why I put it in this forum other than for a little levity. No arguing allowed. Admins please move to another forum if you feel the need.


Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated , a lot of the lesser-known Hussein family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the brothers:

Sooflay................... the restaurateur

Guday................... the half-Australian brother

Huray.................... the sports fanatic

Bejay......................the gay brother

Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother

Sayhay....................the baseball player

Ojay........................the stalker / murderer

Gulay......................the singer / entertainer

Ebay.......................the internet czar

Biliray......................the country music star

Ecksray...................the radiologist

Puray.......................the blender factory owner

Regay......................the half-Jamaican brother

Tupay......................the one with bad hair


Among the sisters:

Pusay.......................the 'loose' 22 yr old

Lattay........................the coffee shop owner

Bufay.........................the 300 pound sister

Dushay......................the clean sister

Phayray.....................the zoo worker in the gorilla house

Sapheway..................the grocery store owner

Ollay..........................the half-mexican sister

Gudlay........................the prostitute


More will no doubt be discovered.