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Falling in luv...before and after.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dark Rhino, Aug 14, 2003.

  1. Dark Rhino

    Dark Rhino Member

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    Just some more silliness I thought to share with the denizens here in the Hangout.

    Before and After You
    Fall in Love

    Before...After

    "You take my breath away." "I feel like I'm suffocating."

    Twice a night. Twice a month.

    "She loves the way I take control of a situation." "She calls me a
    controlling and manipulative."

    Ricky & Lucy. Fred & Ethel.

    Saturday Night Live. Monday Night Football.

    "He makes me feel like a million dollars." "If I had a dime for every
    stupid thing he's done."

    "Don't stop." "Don't start."

    The Sound of Music. The Sound of Silence.

    "Is that all you are eating?" "Maybe you should just have a salad, honey."

    It's like living a dream. It's a nightmare.

    $60/dozen. $1.50/stem.

    Turbo-charged. Needs a jump-start.

    "We agree on everything." "Doesn't she have a mind of her own?"

    Victoria's Secret. Fruit of the Loom.

    Feathers and handcuffs. Ball and chain.

    Idol. Idle.

    "He's lost without me." "Why can't he ask for directions?"

    "When we’re together, time stands still." "This relationship is going nowhere."

    Croissant and cappuccino. Bagels and instant coffee.

    Oysters. Fishsticks.

    "I can hardly believe we found each other." "How the hell did I end up with someone like you?"
     
  2. ROXRAN

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    Yep, this applies to me folks...
     
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