I'd run up to a U.S. soldier waving a chocolate revolver*, you know, as a gift for all their hard work. If you need one, e-mail me and I'll hook you up A-Train. *not an original thought derived from Deep Thoughts from Jack Handy.
There should be clubs lying about the place since their culture is basically circa Fred Flintstone without all the fun and hot wives + an insane, out of power dictator.
Be sure to visit one of the many Mass Grave Parks while you're there.....if you like that sorta thing. Eat at Hooter's.....and you should be able to do some really good weekend looting if you ask the locals where to go.
