Three guys walk into a bar

How would the 3rd guy know they wanted beer?

 

If that was my bar, I would have kicked the first two guys out for getting smart with me.

 

If the first or second guy didn't want beer, the answer to the question "does everyone want a beer" is no. They don't know because they want one but have insufficient information to answer the question yes.

 

i understand the play on words but its not funny at all.

people that find this funny probably find puns funny.

 

Isn't that a fine "how do you do? "!

 

Spoiler

Constipated people don't give a ****! LLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

Now that I understand it, it is absolutely hilarious.

 

Naw... Here's a real joke:

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"

Confused, the bartender says no.

"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

 

Two guys and a duck walk into a bar.
*ouch*
*ouch*
*quack*

or

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have seen it coming.

 

I ****ing hate the offseason.

 

A seal walks into a club....

 

A man is sitting in a bar staring at his drink. After staring at it for half an hour without taking a sip, one of the bar regulars decides to have some fun with him. He picks up the man’s drink and knocks it back in one. The man starts crying. ‘Don’t take it like that,’ says the regular. ‘It was a joke. I’ll buy you another one.’ ‘It’s not just that,’ replies the man. ‘This day has been the worst one of my life. First, I oversleep and get into work late. My boss fires me and, when I leave the building, I find my car had been stolen. I get a cab home but leave my briefcase on the back seat with my wallet in it. Then, when I get home, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. After all that I come to this bar and then, when I’ve just made up my mind to end it all, you show up and drink my poison…

 

You realize that this is a riddle, and not a joke right? And also, that you suck at this humor thing??

 

nothing =/