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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Two Sandwiches, Jul 11, 2014.

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  1. Wooglin

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    Looks like Harden is trying to get Lawson here still
     
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    I don't think he disagrees with the above, he just meant 95% of game attendees have no idea who he is.
     
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    Looks like Harden is trying to get Lawson here still[/QUOTE]
     
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    Strike 2
     
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    I don't want to start a dramatic argument. All this started because I said Keith Jones is a good guy and shouldn't be called a fat chump (or something like that). If you want to blame him for injuries fine, if you want him fired fine, but you shouldn't make personal slights at him. Checking out on this topic :).
     
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    One day the Rockets will send Keith's argyle sweater vest to the rafters.
     
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    [/QUOTE]

    Lol
    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wtf!? James harden, reggie jackson, ty lawson, and meta world peace at westwood pool!!</p>&mdash; John (@johnnyboi0) <a href="https://twitter.com/johnnyboi0/status/618526709843767296">July 7, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
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    For the record - I never said that keith jones was a fat chump, or never blamed them for injuries.
     
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    Lol
    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Wtf!? James harden, reggie jackson, ty lawson, and meta world peace at westwood pool!!</p>&mdash; John (@johnnyboi0) <a href="https://twitter.com/johnnyboi0/status/618526709843767296">July 7, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/QUOTE]

    I just want to know what this guy is doing at the pool! lol

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    I guess there are no hard feelings from MWP caving in Harden's skull.
     
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    Harden should recruit Artest back to the NBA and on the Rockets
     
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    In another scoop you can only get from Cyberx; The Rockets will have competition from 29 other teams for Durant's services in 2016 as even the 76ers and Timberwolves will try to get an audience with the former MVP. A stunned Daryl Morey was extremely disappointed to find out this news thinking he had exclusive negotiating rights and has reached out to Clutch for reinstatement to the CLutchfans website. Dave Hardisty, founder of the iconic fan based website where the legendary Cyberx posts his pearls of wisdom, banned Morey because his tip jar contribution bounced. A saddened Morey stated "had I not had signed PG Mo Williams with the full MLE, as Clutchfans members were clamouring for, I would have had money left and I would still be allowed on Clutchfans!! Clutch: Please call me!!" With that, a defeated and broken Morey whimpered out of the interview room head twitching crying "Cyberx Paging Cyberx"

    Cyberx, believed to be a direct descendent of Nostradamus' maid, could not be reached for comment. The popular reclusive basketball holy man, long rumored to be Yahoo Sports exclusive source for breaking news, can be found only on Clutchfans in his Epic never ending thread titled "Cyberx Paging Cyberx" where devoted worshipers from all over the world post in hopes the demigod of hoops scoops will touch their lives. Other bold predictions Cyberx has been credited with include water will get you wet if you fall in, the sun will rise in the East sometime next week, and Dwight Howard will father more children out of wedlock in the near future. How does he do it!!
     
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    I loved when he was here. The best LeBron defender of all time!
     
  15. sabesque

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    I just want to know what this guy is doing at the pool! lol

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    getting ladies, obviously.
     
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    Would have loved to see KJ defending Curry or Klay in the WCF. I love Brew, but KJ is a much better man to man defender and rim protector than Brew, not even close. KJ and Ariza would have locked down the perimeter.

    Brew might be a bit longer but KJ has elite hops to make up for it. I can see KJ becoming just as good of a leak out specialist as Brew in time, kid definitely has smarts and work ethic (to go along with his uber athleticism) to improve himself.
     
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    Am I?

    The players are very close to him and confide in him.

    The front office loves him and uses him as a go between with some of the players.

    Virtually no one in that building dislikes Keith Jones and that is the reason he has risen to the position he has and that he has been with the organization for 25 years.
     
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    Have you guys seen this?

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    still can't see it lol
     
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    I've heard from some people within the org who just really aren't big fans of the guy. Not that it matters. To your point he's pretty successful for a reason. He's just not universally loved.
     
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