In the fall / winter (in the 50s in Houston) I will buy a six pack of Guinness bottles and I keep them outside (I always drink outside) with me for the night, not needing a cooler. It is awesome. BTW, I did not completely crap my pants last night. It was more like a short squirt, but it was bad enough.
A damn Hooters girl got me to take a shot of tequila in a pint of Guiness (a'la a carbomb but with tequila) last night. We were at Brian O'Neils. Now that was a terrible taste. My perverted 25 year old friends were naughty enough to go out with the 18 year old girls who work at the Hooters Woodlands. Damn those girls make a man's loins quiver. And do stupid things like drink tequila in Guiness. Men are sheep.