wait, wait, i have it now. The one where George introduces tv and food to his sex life. Elaine is trying to get out of babysitting for a friend of her's. So, she takes george over to her house to lie for her as to why she can't babysit. The boy's mom says, "hi" George goes, "shame about elaine, her grandparent died.." the woman goes, "her grandparent died years ago... '' George says, "you're right, I was covering!" Then george goes, "Actually, she's involved in ... (and he says something bogus)" and the woman's like.. "you're a very interesting man, george costanza." AND GEORGE GOES, "WELL, I'M ALSO AN ARCHITECHT!!!"
<b>...Not that there's anything wrong with that</b> Jerry: There's been a big misunderstanding here. We did that whole thing for your benefit. We knew you were eavesdropping. That's why my friend said all that. It was on purpose. We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that... George: No, of course not... Jerry: I mean that's fine if that's who you are... George: Absolutely... Jerry: I mean I have many gay friends... George: My father's gay... Sharon: Look, I know what I heard. Jerry: It was a joke... George: Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby. C'mon! <b>It's European!</b> (A pickpocket runs by, taking Jerry's carryall, while everyone yells in surprise) Jerry: Hey! Officer! Someone took my European carryall! Cop: Your what? Jerry: The...black, leather...thing with a strap. Cop: You mean a purse? Jerry: Yes, a purse. I carry a purse!
Susie's funeral was one of the all time classics. PETERMAN Ahhh. I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie--ahhh. And most of all, I will never, forget that one night. Working late on the catalogue. Juuust the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was Pretty Good. JERRY (to Peggy) Yeah, but he didn't sleep with both of 'em.
Is this favorite episode or moment...? I don't think the whole Suzie episode is hilarious, but I do like the funeral. That's a great scene! I also like when George has sex with the Portugese woman because he "calculated the odds" of ever having that chance again. The moment when the salesperson is changing the clothes on the Elaine manequin. The look on George's face is great. I also love "HEY, BODY SUIT MAN!" and how Steinbrenner (sp?) refers to him as "body suit man" in their meeting. That's hilarious!
Peterman might be my all time favorite 2nd tier character. They way he talked and acted was so hilarious. The casting directors and writers are the unsung heros on that show.
Pud is #2 for me behind Peterman. They showed the hockey game episode last night where he painted his face and yelled at that priest. "WE'RE THE DEVILS!!!!!!" Hilarious!! "Yeah that's right"
The Candy Bar lineup. High five. Elaine: Are you gonna wear that jacket all the time now? Puddy: (sporting an 8 ball jacket) Signs point to yes. Kramer the pimp, when he's walking down the sidewalk and he finds the hat. What's the name of the episode where Peterman is in the Burmese jungle?
there are alot of classic moments: steinbrenner and his grandchildren hiding under george's desk "there's a bomb, quick hide under the desk". kramer's story about how he retrieved the heckler's pinky toe. Kramer : "After he heckled Toby, she got so upset she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky-toe." George : "That's unbelievable!" Kramer : "Yeah, then after the ambulance left, I found the toe. So, I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice and took off for the hospital." Jerry : "You ran?" Kramer : "No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, 'I got a toe here buddy. Step on it!'" Jerry : "Holy cow!" Kramer : "Yeah yeah, then all of a sudden this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay's gonna cost her her pinky-toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, 'Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?' I says, 'Well, I got a little prize for you, buddy.' Pwaa! Pwaa! Keeyah! Knocked him out cold!" George : "How could you do that?" Kramer : "Yeah, then everybody is screaming because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is out of control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel... Now I'm driving the bus!" Jerry : "You're Batman." Kramer : "Yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So, I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door with my foot at the next stop." Jerry : "You kept making all the stops?" Kramer : "Well, people kept ringing the bell!" George : "What about the toe? What happened to the toe?" Kramer : "Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line." Jerry : "You did all this for a pinky-toe?" Kramer : "Well, it's a valuable appendage." - Kramer, George and Jerry, in "The Fire" there are alot more. but this is the main one i didnt see listed
That would be "The Chicken Roaster". One of my top 10 fav episodes. http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheChickenRoaster.htm Mr. Marbles????
What about Uncle Leo?! I love the one where the Seinfelds have to stay with Jerry because Uncle Leo has a girlfriend(Love the conversation between Uncle Leo and Jerry...something about grim death)
I've just downloaded a bunch of Seinfeld eps, thank you Direct Connect. I watched the Chicken Roaster, Parking Space, the Friar's Club, I'm watching The Tape, and I've still got the Pick, the Slicer, and Peurto Rican day lined up.
