well i am now 33. I learned a lot from the cure a hangover thread. What I leaned is drink a ass load of water. It works. the problem is it give you the runs! what is wose the runs or a hangover? I farted/**** in my pants tonighrt. I forgot about it the first time but the second time was a good reminer. I think I would rather fart wihtour the fear factor. I wish I could kcik KingChetahs ass but he is no t here. Good night.
There's always the edit button if you need to rescue some dignity... But seriously, everyone tells me that sodomy helps loose bowels, FYI.
Well it is time for work and I feel much better. I tried to do the sodomy thing with my wife last night but she wasn't cool with that. I really don't see how it would of helped me though...
Hehehehe...once when in college I got a little bit ****canned (no, really). So, I'm laying there in bed with the ceiling doing little loop-de-loops & I realize that I've got to piss like a racehorse. But there's no way I can stand & walk to the bathroom, so I just let go right there in bed. Then passed out. Good times.
Never pissed myself, but I've thrown up in my girlfriend's hair. I've also thrown up no less than three different times in one of my parent's cars (at least I was good enough to call them so I didn't have to drive).
Sodomy? That's weird, I was just watching my DVD of the Best of Arli$$ and I watched an episode where Kirby gets practically anal raped by a female body builder with a strap on.
Ha! Now he can't edit it! In college, I threw up on my guitar once after a loooong night/morning of hanging out with my good friend Captain Morgan. I cleaned it as best as I could, but to this day it still has a few spots on it.
Gotta watch out for those Hershey squirts, dude. Buck, that is disgusting. You must've woken up smelling terrible. I hope you threw tohose sheets away.
That is freaking hilarious! Great save! But it seems people are somewhat confused about how to go about my little home remedy for diarrhea. So I guess I'll have to describe it in explicit detail. For those who are faint of heart, please do not read the following italicized paragraph: Sodomy is an interesting act. You see, first, one man takes his dog out for a walk and then it begins to rain. The dog is afraid of the rain, so the man takes him back to the house. On his way back home, however, the man realizes how much he really enjoys walking in the rain. So he takes the dog back and puts it in the garage, then embarks on a journey into the wet, vast, hideous, yet remarkably charming view of what lay in front of him. So there, that's how that sodomy thing works. Glad to be of an assistance.
WTF! Meowgi you are a straight up freak. I need to figure out just who the hell you are so I can run from you when I see you coming. I guess the smell would give it away though. Dude your 33, whats up old brah...