Shaq a cop?

He's always talked about wanting to do that when he retired.

 

I bet Olden Polynice is jealous.

 

There was a former short-lived Laker named Trevor Wilson (played in 1994) who's now an LAPD officer. I wonder if Shaq is going to get stuck in LA gangland for his first job if he decides to go thru with it. Young cops usually get the "choice" areas to patrol.

 

Hey Shaq, how come you did not complete hours of training during the regular season?

 

Shaq would be an intimidating police officer......

 

Shaq would be a big target to miss!

 

That is so funny.

Shaq: "King Kong ain't got nothing on me"

 

Jealous they are going to be partners when Olden and shaq get out of a cop car I guarntee that criminal will either wet his pants or ask for an autograph

 

Think of the shock and awe though when they get out of their Mercedes SUV squad car with the custom chromework!

 

i hope he goes to chinatown and tries some of that "ching chong ah wah so" crap.

 

I thought he was going to get in shape?

DD

 

Yeah, Shaq is bored by dunking balls into the basket. Now he wants to dunk people's heads into toilet bowls.

LAPD is already whining about shortage of resources. Now think about how much money they need to spend to custom make Shaq's patrol car, his uniform, and most important of all, his bullet-proof vest.

 

Cop Olden joined the LABF, the LA Basketball Force (sic), the newest Clip/counterpoint to Cop-A-Shaq...

 

So....Shaq be a police and Kobe a rapist.....The good guy arrests the bad guy, they still stick together.

 

I'm looking forward to watching a 350 lbs Shaq chasing suspects down the street on Cop, with a team of bodyguards chasing after him.

 

Try a 450 ln Shaq chasing suspects. Do you really think he's going to stay "in shape" after the NBA? I doubt it. I also doubt he'd deal with being a cop for more than a couple weeks. Though, I'm sure he loves Donuts.

 

So, if I break the law, I get a citation from Shaq worth about $500 to upper deck. Sweet.

 

shaq won't be a cop. imaging him in uniform patrolling the street? that only makes the traffic worse... or chasing bad guys? no, he's too big a target, even grandma can shoot him with eyes closed.