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Moochie is Bald!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by VDM, Aug 2, 2003.

  1. VDM

    VDM Member

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    Ok, I know I'm getting desperate when I start watching an NBA Inside Stuff episode featuring WNBA highlights, but it's August.
    Anyway, on the show they had some highlight's of Alonzo Mourning's charity game and briefly interviewed Moochie who is now bald:eek: .

    I can only think this is a good move on Moochie's part, because he needed to do something to make himself a new man.
     
  2. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Now there is no reason to keep him around.
     
  3. Sane

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    You know what would be a similar situation?

    If Yao Ming denounced his nationality, and had a surgery to be come 9 inches shorter.
     
  4. speedball

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    WOW!! you are right! as you can see from this picture, Moochie(standing next to zoe with hand on head) has no hair!!!





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  5. GRAYsquirrel

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    a bald mooch? what's next, a young rice? a white yao?
    oh well, at least he won't be distracted by all that weight and volume on his damn head....then again, so won't the other team, so there goes mooch's advantage out the window.
     
  6. VDM

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    A really similar situation would be if the Rockets forced Rudy T out and hired Patrick Ewing to help coach. Next thing you know, Les will try to fire Calvin.
     
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    mooch is only with the rockets becasue of comical reasons with his hair. Withought his hair what reason is there to keep him???
     
  8. ron413

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    ...ESPN Q&A session from last year.

    2. The whole Moochie experience. The look -- the socks up, the baggy pants. How did that come about? I know at one point they wanted you to curtail that and tone it down.

    Norris: It's just been me. I think that's when I lost it and fell off a little bit is when I was worrying too much about what people were thinking about me. Because everyone knew I was a nice person, but when I was getting drafted they were tellin' me people would judge me because of my appearance, and that I wasn't a top draft pick and this, that and the other, so I ended up cutting all my hair off and went bald because I was worrying what everyone was thinking about me, and it kind of distracted me for a while. Even when I got in the CBA, it was kind of difficult.

    Moochie Norris bobblehead
    Now I'm just glad that everybody accepts me for me. No matter how my hair is, they know that I won't do nothing too crazy to embarrass myself or the people I'm representin'. If they have a problem with me, then I won't do it. But I know they like the way I wear my hair, it's bringing a lot of national attention and it's not just me not doin' it because I'm doin' it.

    http://espn.go.com/page2/s/questions/moochie.html
     
  9. Mr. Mooch

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    ron, I was going to post the same exact thing a few hours ago with the same pull quotes as well.

    Kind of funny, sort of.
     
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    What's gonna be Moochie's gimmick now that he shaved his head? The dribbling mad man?
     
  11. danielk

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    man moochie must be the worst player to ever hit the billboard! hit the nba? maybe LoL
     
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    Hmmm...

    Sounds like a certain 2nd string PG is taking a different approach to the upcoming season. Less style, more substance?

    Lets hope it rubs off on the rest of the team.
     
  13. ron413

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    Funny haha:)
     
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    Thats what I was thinking too. How do you get rid of your calling card? Bad move, Mooch.
     
  15. WizzyWig

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    He's technically not "bald," he just has a shaved head...meaning it can grow back if he lets it.
     
  16. SoSoDef76

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    Bald can be used as a adjective (describing a lack of hair), a transitive verb (to make bald) and an intransitive verb (to become bald). So Moochie technically IS bald if we use bald as an adjective, which I think was the use in this thread.
     
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    Does that mean he will get better in Basketball? Will he start passing?
     
  18. LAfadeaway33

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    He should be able to get up there with Steve now. That was about 10 pounds of hair.
     
  19. WinkFan

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    I believe it's called a 4 million dollar salary
     
  20. WinkFan

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    Let's see if he changes his play before we hope the rest of the team starts imitating him.
     

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