I'm the thread starter and tell ya'll the truth I uh.. I'm still very confused about the secret forum and the 10,000 posts and the Jeff Gundy sn thing so would someone plz be kinda enough to explain.
Every one is messing with you. There is no secret forum. There is no secret hand shake and the only person from the Rockets that posts here is Tim VP of Marketing.
Don't listen to VooDooPope, he is only partially right. Many people from the Rockets post here, but only one has confirmed his identity. There are many players, and some coaches who like messing with the fans and post here, but few if any know who they are and what their BBS names are. B
Actually, we've confirmed the identity of at least one player. . . uh. . . former player here: heypartner=Kenny Thomas
I guess I will reveal my identity now. I am Steve Francis. As soon as you hit 2,500 Post, you get to play in my pickup basketball game with myself and other members of the board who has 2,500 post. Proof? Here is a picture of a pickup game with myself, Steve Francis in it. If you couldn't tell, I am wearing the Red.
There's one more player. Another member of the Rockets, a center, actually, is quite fond of posting here. He's new to the states, so he doesn't have a lot of flesh and blood friends. Mostly he likes playing video games, but he also gets a real kick out of posting on the forums. Yep, you guessed it, this is none other than Yao Ming. The problem is, he's worried that if he posts too much under the same name, people won't like him anymore and he'll get put on too many "Ignore" lists. You ever wonder why so many users have handles that are in some way Yao-related? Half the board, it seems like? Here's the dirty little secret, something that I shouldn't reveal: those aren't just lots of fans. They're all the real Yao Ming.
OK. I confess. I'm Moochie Norris. Let me just say, some of the comments on this board really hurt. I struggled with so much over my career, ingrown toenails and insomnia, and I take offense to people who say I "suck" and call me the "Little Dribbler." I dribble because of a disease I have. I can't tell you the disease because I'm the only confirmed case in the United States. Please don't hate. I'm Moochie Norris. Clutch knows...I already have a special account in the secret forum. Cuz I'm Moochie Norris. You all hate on me, but the bottom line is I'm making millions and you're not. Don't hate me 'cause I'm rich. I'm Moochie Norris.
