****ed with Xmas lights Threw oranges at the UPS lady Water balloons at passing cars Knock and runs TPing houses We never did do eggs though.
we did **** with the fountain in front of this kids house on time.. we put all kinds of **** in it and make it nasty and frothy lol Then I stopped caring about fitting in
In highschool I did plenty of dumb ****: -Turned off the power at a lazer tag place using bolt cutters -Broke into abandoned buildings (Malibu Grand Prix, hospital wings, etc.) -Snuck onto the roof of a bunch of buildings downtown -Took "support _____" magnets off of every car at a movie theater -Stole the blueprint to my high school and found a bunch of creepy tunnels -Hacked the high school printer network and sent a bunch of stupid print jobs that could not be stopped -Hacked the vending machines for free soda -Hacked pizza place ordering for free pizza -Nearly got arrested a few times with a fake ID--ran 5 miles blackout drunk thinking the police were following me -Bought a universal TV remote thing used to switch channels on the school address and at restaurants during games -Became decent at picking locks via youtube, though I didn't steal anything
I forgot to mention our other ability to hack the signs on the side of a highway. really easy to put what you want on those things!
- drove around and stole basketballs from people's front yards - threw wet toilet paper at cars from my bedroom window (there was a busy street behind my house) - kidnapped, skinned alive and murdered my next-door neighbor - trenched people's front yards in my buddy's parents car Ah, to be young and stupid again...
I loved to steal the cardboard Neil Frank stand ups from the grocery store and stand him in the middle of the road. People would freak out when they thought they committed man slaughter.
This. We used to have a rent a cop in our hood and one 4th of July we put a bottle rocket in the mail box facing inside. We were at the far end of the street and rent a cop is verrry slowly driving towards us. Of course the stupid rocket is taking it's sweet time to go off. Sure enough he finally gets to the end of the street and peers into the mailbox just in time for it to go off in his face.:grin: He started telling us off but we were laughing so hard we couldn't hear a word.:grin: Another 4th one of the neighbors complained about us shooting bottle rockets over their house. So we proceeded to shoot about 100 or so directly into their backyard.
It was super funny, but i hated it when it was done to me...but some of my friends would invert my backpack and zip tie it/sometimes to a bench, sometimes to a cabinet door...and then hide the teachers scissors.
