Donde esta me pinche point guard?

Yo soy bete!!!!

 

^v^^^v||||^^^VVVVVVV^^|||!!!

(Martian language)

 

By the way, it means

Steve Franchise is DA MAN !!!

 

He said why is it that in every thread the name Lamar Odom come up! Yea why does it!?

 

Porque es una jugador increible! Esta chingon!
Con puta madre!

(Palabras TAN Mexicano!)

 

Which part of Mars did you come from? I know a friend or two there. Wonder if you happen to have met them.

 

If you don't like Francis, I have a brilliant trade idea that'll bring Tony Parker to the Rox. Oh....and incidentally, it'll bring Shaq, Kobe, Duncan as well.

Houston trades:
PG Moochie Norris (4.3 ppg, 1.9 rpg, 2.4 apg in 16.8 minutes)
SG Eric Piatkowski (9.7 ppg, 2.5 rpg, 1.1 apg in 21.9 minutes)
PF Eddie Griffin (8.6 ppg, 6.0 rpg, 1.1 apg in 24.5 minutes)
SF Bostjan Nachbar (2.1 ppg, 0.8 rpg, 0.2 apg in 5.5 minutes)
SG Cuttino Mobley (17.5 ppg, 4.2 rpg, 2.9 apg in 41.7 minutes)
PG Steve Francis (21.0 ppg, 6.2 rpg, 6.2 apg in 41.0 minutes)
SF Glen Rice (9.0 ppg, 2.5 rpg, 1.1 apg in 24.7 minutes)
PF Maurice Taylor (8.4 ppg, 3.5 rpg, 1.0 apg in 20.6 minutes)
C Kelvin Cato (4.5 ppg, 5.9 rpg, 0.3 apg in 17.1 minutes)
Houston receives:
C Shaquille O'neal (27.5 ppg, 11.1 rpg, 3.1 apg in 37.8 minutes)
SG Kobe Bryant (30.0 ppg, 6.9 rpg, 5.9 apg in 41.5 minutes)
PF Tim Duncan (23.3 ppg, 12.9 rpg, 3.9 apg in 39.3 minutes)
PG Tony Parker (15.5 ppg, 2.6 rpg, 5.3 apg in 33.8 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +11.2 ppg, 0.0 rpg, and +1.9 apg.

L.A. Lakers trades:
C Shaquille O'neal (27.5 ppg, 11.1 rpg, 3.1 apg in 37.8 minutes)
SG Kobe Bryant (30.0 ppg, 6.9 rpg, 5.9 apg in 41.5 minutes)
L.A. Lakers receives:
PG Moochie Norris (4.3 ppg, 1.9 rpg, 2.4 apg in 82 games)
SG Eric Piatkowski (9.7 ppg, 2.5 rpg, 1.1 apg in 62 games)
SG Cuttino Mobley (17.5 ppg, 4.2 rpg, 2.9 apg in 73 games)
SF Glen Rice (9.0 ppg, 2.5 rpg, 1.1 apg in 62 games)
PF Maurice Taylor (8.4 ppg, 3.5 rpg, 1.0 apg in 67 games)
C Kelvin Cato (4.5 ppg, 5.9 rpg, 0.3 apg in 73 games)
Change in team outlook: -4.1 ppg, +2.5 rpg, and -0.2 apg.

San Antonio trades:
PF Tim Duncan (23.3 ppg, 12.9 rpg, 3.9 apg in 39.3 minutes)
PG Tony Parker (15.5 ppg, 2.6 rpg, 5.3 apg in 33.8 minutes)
San Antonio receives:
PF Eddie Griffin (8.6 ppg, 6.0 rpg, 1.1 apg in 77 games)
SF Bostjan Nachbar (2.1 ppg, 0.8 rpg, 0.2 apg in 14 games)
PG Steve Francis (21.0 ppg, 6.2 rpg, 6.2 apg in 81 games)
Change in team outlook: -7.1 ppg, -2.5 rpg, and -1.7 apg.

TRADE ACCEPTED


It'll work! I swear! If RealGM says it will, IT WILL!!!

 

Careful, some on this board might actually believe this

 

Whoever believes that trade proposal was made seriously, must be REALLY gullible.

 

These would be the same people who believe that gullible isn't really in the dictionary.

 

It's no wonder your friends dubbed you "The World's Dumbest Asian". Although they could've left the nationality out and still been correct.

By the way, I saw your other thread asking if you had to pay a toll on the tollway... lovely.