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Our Hakeem who art in the Summit

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Dmo for 3mo, May 14, 2015.

  1. Dmo for 3mo

    Dmo for 3mo Member

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    Hallowed be thy Dream Shake Thy threes will come. Thy banners be hung, In Toyota Center as it is in heaven. Give us made free throws our bread & butter. And forgive us for hacking, As we forgive those who hack against us. And lead us not into elimination, But deliver us from Matt Barnes. For thine is the Houston, and the Howard, and the Morey, for ever and ever.

    Amen

    ht /u/BigNut69
     
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  2. Salvy

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    You must be really bored......

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    +1 for originality.
     
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    I was raised Catholic for a looooooooong time and this is absolutely hilarious...
     
  5. BigShotBob

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    Maybe that high schooler was on to something about your thread starting.
     
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    I know right!? So many active threads getting pushed off the page. What a shame that I shared something I found humorous and wasted a few seconds of your time.
     
  8. BigShotBob

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    Quick someone invite him to the thread so the old folks can **** on his inexperience and tell him how he sucks cause he's a kid.
     
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    Awesome, well done.
     
  12. Carl Herrera

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    Hakeem isnt in the Summit anymore.

    Joel is in the Summit.
     
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    I found it funny
     
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    haha repped
     
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    That kind of helps though...

    And Hakeem never played in TC so he will always live in the Summit.
     
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    "Our Hakeem who art in the Summit Hallowed be thy Dream Shake Thy threes will come. Thy banners be hung, In Toyota Center as it is in heaven. Give us made free throws our bread & butter. And forgive us for hacking, As we forgive those who hack against us. And lead us not into elimination, But deliver us from Matt Barnes. For thine is the Houston, and the Howard, and the Morey, for ever and ever."

    Amen


    damn near shed a tear.
     
  18. justtxyank

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    There have been plenty of snake oil salesmen in this town for years and they've never helped. Joel isn't going to be the first one to have an impact.

    Anyway, repped for the funny, original thread!
     
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    How dare you use the Lord's Prayer as a sense of comic relief? Is this a joke? You have blasphemed my religious creed and for that you shall burn. I will go to the ends of the earth to find and destroy you. If you thought the Crusades were bad, you haven't seen nothing yet mister. You shall die!!!
    - Devout member of the CSTSS (Christian State of Texas and the Surrounding South)​

    :grin:; PS I am Christian and thought this was funny...repped
     
  20. Carl Herrera

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    If the Rockets lose, I blame it on Joel and Victoria.

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