from the dfw Star Telegram http://www.dfw.com/mld/startelegram/news/local/6356661.htm I was bored today, and ran across this. With crooks this stupid, cops don't even have to work very hard. This is a good thing of course. So..what stories about stupid crooks have you heard?
or desperate You see a silly criminal I see a dude that felt it was his only out Been looking for a job for months and months and nothing .. . desperate he forms this idlebrained scheme Just seems. . . poetic to me Rocket River
I remember seeing a guy trying to rob a bank when the people pressed the alarm. He tried to make a run for it and tried to leave and began pushing on the doors to leave. They wouldn't open, so he tried ramming himself into them, but they still wouldn't open. He told the workers to unlock the doors and he tried again, but they still wouldn't open. The problem was that the doors said "pull." I think this was on some show on FOX. It was pretty funny to see him freaking out and trying to bust down the door.
Well Carlos "the Jackal" was actually pretty sloppy, if you read about him at www.crimelibrary.com I thought that for a terrorist to become so "successful" and to avoid capture for so long, he must have been really smart and carefull. But it doesn't seem to be so.