A few great/satisfying quotes from Dallas Mavs message board

"When Prigioni starts making shots the game is over."

^^^ LOL!!! this is sig worthy.

 

What he gets when he recruits to spite other teams in his division/conference/rockets.

 

This thread from December about the Mavs landing Rondo is pretty damn fun to read in hindsight...

http://www.dallas-mavs.com/vb/showthread.php?t=39109&page=2

"I thought it was pretty sick before the trade went down. Now I just feel sorry for the rest of the league. Our starting 5 will just flat out embarrass other teams. They are going to be damn good!"

 

Considering Harden had as many free throws as the entire Mavs team and people here were still complaining that we weren't getting the same calls as Dallas in game 1...this is the last place to start judging.

 

Some of the Mavs fans have a very strange relationship with their team.. I don't recall anyone here writing erotic fan fiction about the Rockets.. I wonder if Dirk was sparkling in the sunlight? :grin:

http://mavericks.scout.com/forums/2144-mavericks-discussion/13817498-late-tuesday-night?s=268

Late Tuesday Night

Yesterday at 10:24 PM

The three vets met on the underground AAC court around midnight. Tyson and JJ walked through the side door, approached the court and stood under the backboard. Tyson caught the ball as it swished through the net, and chest passed it back to the three point line.

Shooting in the dark, asked Tyson?

You know me.

Yeah, we know you Dirk, offered JJ. That's how we found you.

You heard, asked Tyson?

Yeah, I heard, replied Dirk as his next shot swished through the net.

Tyson caught the ball again, but this time he didn't throw it back. He stared at the ball for a long moment.

Tyson looked up slowly from the ball and met Dirk's gaze.

Look, began Tyson, we all hoped he'd be like Kidd, that he'd add the backcourt D we've lacked.

Yeah, Dirk looked down.

But here's the thing Dirk, Tyson continued, there are still three guys on this team that know what this takes.

Dirk looked back up at Tyson, over at JJ and back to Tyson

Dirk relaxed noticeably. Well fellas, said Dirk, there's really only one thing to do, as he went through his shooting motion without the ball.

What's that, said JJ.

Tyson was staring at the ball again.

Tyson's face hardened. He looked up at Dirk.

Win the whole F'n thing.

 

Freudian slip? This is a truly escapist work. I'd like to read more but don't know if I can handle the "Tyson looks up. Dirk looks down. Tyson looks at Dirk. Dirk looks up at Tyson. Tyson looks at Cuban. Cuban looks over his shoulder at Rondo. Rondo looks sideways. " Really lazy writing.

 

LOL this was awesome, unfortunately I can imagine some of our clutchfans writing similar stuff...

 

roflllololol

 

This post made me legit lol

 

Someone named "sammy" on dallas-mavs.com is being respectful while making good criticisms of the Mavs. Needless to say, he's already been neg-repped, and they are working hard to censor him.

 

That is from Major league the movie - not really new fan fiction.

DD

 

Nothing will ever top the Los Angeles Rockets War Feelings:

Who said the rockets does not have the depth ------ to watch the Los Angeles rockets war feelings

The rockets and before the lake person's competition three, a rockets hits the score backwardness to finish, the most high score difference reaches. /22

The fourth section 7 minute 45 seconds, JVG unexpectedly dispatches the backless stool to request reinforcements is taken to the threshing ground, takes the post of the anticipation is the rockets substitution by 22; 1 attack high tide pursues the score 94; 92, if not for three-time serves has not entered, the rockets will realize counter- ultra-Lucas three in the short 17 minute time, the height which seven does not arrive by his 1 meter 6 throws in 5, three minute 2 center 1, penalty kick 2 center 2, 5 blue pull the high efficiency which, 2 secondary attack, 1 strongly breaks to have lasting achievements, moreover Hyde's three minute balls in 84, also play in the critical moment the stable morale of troops role.

Although competes finally comes to an end by the rockets defeat. But we are not difficult to see the rockets all officers and men to put together the vigor, as well as player's the and so on Lucas high efficiency, my volume applauds for Lucas, too has been good, small fellow,15! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

sorry my english is poor. maybe have many mistake.

 

Same author as the guy who came up with the "Dwight-to-Dallas" video?

 

http://www.nba.com/rockets/news/Rocketsrsquo_legendary_voice-267615-34.html

You're thinking of Gene Peterson.

 

Wow that fan fiction wins ...

 

The mav's make a big effort to try and bring in adolescent fans ,that's not a bad thing but it really reflects in their general ignorance of NBA basketball.So many of their fans sound like 15 year olds that started watching basketball last year,well they probably did ....

I mean seriously,what kind of fan base would crap like this bring in ...

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I doubt if 5% of the people posting on mavs forums gave a flying crap about the team until fraulein flopster came along.

The bulk of their fans jumped on the bandwagon after 2011 and will just as quick jump back off after they soon become irrelevant again.

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That was the worst video I have ever seen...

Now soon we will be seeing the best video on TNT with the Mav's go fishing...

 

The Mavs never played good D the entire year. They were leading the league in scoring differential, but only against the bad teams.