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which would you prefer your significant other to do?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Apr 13, 2015.

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Which would you prefer?

  1. Pooped on while fooling around with SO

    12 vote(s)
    38.7%

  2. Being stabbed by SO

    6 vote(s)
    19.4%

  3. Mavericks winning another championship

    13 vote(s)
    41.9%
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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Poop on you while fooling around.

    Or

    Stab you in anger.


    Delete if already posted.
     
    #1 CCorn, Apr 13, 2015
  2. Eric Riley

    Eric Riley Member

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    Uh, what?

    [​IMG]
     
    #2 Eric Riley, Apr 13, 2015
  3. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    There's a gun to your head and you must choose.

    Also, the people that chose the third option are sick ****s and should seek help.
     
    #3 CCorn, Apr 13, 2015
  4. dback816

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    What is the point of this
     
    #4 dback816, Apr 13, 2015
  5. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Study in human behavior.
     
    #5 CCorn, Apr 13, 2015
  6. TheMystery008

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    Too much 4chan?
     
    #6 TheMystery008, Apr 13, 2015
  7. vinsensual

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    The dog poop thread woke up a monster
     
    #7 vinsensual, Apr 13, 2015
  8. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Telling that story actually sparked this debate.
     
    #8 CCorn, Apr 13, 2015
  9. bluffkin

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    Poop is harmless right, it won't burn your skin will it?
     
    #9 bluffkin, Apr 13, 2015
  10. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Depends what your significant others diet is. Does she eat salads or chipotle?
     
    #10 CCorn, Apr 13, 2015
  11. Jontro

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    I would much prefer happy choices.

    Like watching pr0nhub together or something.
     
    #11 Jontro, Apr 13, 2015
  12. Teen Wolf

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    Didn't vote. But came in to say the one and only time I tried anal sex I got poop on my dick:eek: it was a traumatic experience :(
     
    #12 Teen Wolf, Apr 13, 2015
  13. Mr. Clutch

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    Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

    Would you rather be blind or deaf?
     
    #13 Mr. Clutch, Apr 13, 2015
  14. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    First off, kudos to the OP for making this a public poll. I no longer vote in non-public polls, unless Clutch starts them, so a Blade Runner pat on the back and my blaster stays in its holster. However, there are too few selections in the poll. I doubt if I stand alone in begging the OP to add some more choices. I want to vote, but can't manage to do it. Who wants to vote for being pooped on by your significant other? Not I! The other choices are either too bloody or involve the Mavs (for god's sake! think of the children!). This is unacceptable, in my humble opinion.
     
    #14 Deckard, Apr 13, 2015
  15. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    Deck... You are a wise man. You know that there are times in life where you have to make tough decisions. This is one of them.
     
    #15 CCorn, Apr 13, 2015
  16. Ras137

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    Those are easy. Lose a leg, and be deaf.

    Easier to replace a leg. Fine motor skills of hands are at this point impossible to replicate.

    No doubt being deaf sucks, but there are a lot of things to help (sign language, closed captioning, etc) and that's not even counting Cochlear(sp?) Implants which I'm not sure cures everybody of deafness.

    Op's choices are much harder. Poop I guess. Less pain.
     
    #16 Ras137, Apr 14, 2015
  17. Svpernaut

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    Poop on a Maverick?

    Paging Chandler Parsons...
     
    #17 Svpernaut, Apr 14, 2015
  18. jordnnnn

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    What was his name?

    [​IMG]
     
    #18 jordnnnn, Apr 14, 2015
  19. The Real Shady

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    Fling it back on her forehead.
     
    #19 The Real Shady, Apr 14, 2015
  20. KingLeoric

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    Mavs championship. They did it in 2011 and I was fine. Idk if my life would ever be the same if I got pooped on by my wife.
     
    #20 KingLeoric, Apr 14, 2015
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