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Mini-Me to marry a GIANT!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rockets34Legend, Jul 22, 2003.

  1. Rockets34Legend

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    http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-12379622,001.html

    MINI-ME BAGS A BEAUTY

    The actor made famous for his role as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers film series has announced he is to wed his girlfriend - who is six-foot, two-inches tall.

    Verne Troyer, standing two-foot, eight-inches in his socks, said he felt like a giant when 29-year-old yoga instructor Genevieve Gallen agreed to tie the knot.


    The ceremony is expected to take place in November.

    It has not always been plain sailing for the couple, however.

    Gallen dumped Troyer for a six-foot male stripper earlier this year, prompting the love-sick midget, who has admitted to a drinking problem, to go on a bender.

    After flying from Los Angeles to New York, a drunken Troyer wound up in a strip club, dancing on stage with a stripper.

    Troyer has now undergone treatment for alcoholism and friends say the stability of marriage will help to keep him off the booze.
     
  2. Mulder

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  3. AntiSonic

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    Lucky lucky man. Where's that Seinfeld quote now?
     
  4. OmegaSupreme

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    isn't that the kobe bryant chick?

    edit: no it's not... nevermind.
     
  5. rezdawg

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    Yoga. Instructor. Nice.
     
  6. YoYao

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    a chick 6'2''? wow that is almost same height as me!!!! hey, how can minme satisify her?

    maybe he can crowling in?
     
  7. Rockets34Legend

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    Can you imagine that? Umm...never mind. :rolleyes:

    But I can imagine myself w/ her!

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Master Baiter

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    I'm sure she is doing it because she is in love. It has nothing to do with the fact that he is famous. I want to throw up now.
     
  9. AntiSonic

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    Big things come in small packages I've heard...

    [​IMG]
     
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    Why imagine it? I'm sure someone will post a pic using Photoshop. I also would guess that Behad and Smegg would both be "fluffers" in the pic.

    Get to work OmegaSupreme and AntiSonic (left you off the original post)... :D
     
  11. OmegaSupreme

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    if you look at this "mini me" photo, you'll notice that he is wearing a black long sleeved shirt and khakis. does that sound familiar? ;)

    can't at work. i've told yoyao i wouldn't do it anymore.
     
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    Are his socks clean?
     
  13. Mr. Clutch

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    I saw it on Jimmy Kimmel Live. He said "now this is the funniest picture" and he showed them walking together normally.

    And they are registered at Foley's and Baby Gap.
     
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    You guys are all missing the key passage here:

    Gallen dumped Troyer for a six-foot male stripper earlier this year, prompting the love-sick midget, who has admitted to a drinking problem, to go on a bender.


    Dumped him for a male stripper, yeah this will last.

    :rolleyes:
     
  15. OmegaSupreme

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    if i were s.l.a.b.solider, then i would say that they were "diRRty". yoyao, it must be nice to be put on a petistol here on the bbs.
     
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    Also notice that the article mentions how tall he is in socks. Coincidence, I think not.
     
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    baby arm, tripod
     
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    Think they ever play "give birth to me"?
     
  19. fadeaway

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    ROFL

    I was skimming through this thread and didn't notice mini-me's new head until I scrolled back up. Classic. :D
     
  20. YoYao

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    that is the dress of sucess!
     

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