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Breaking: Dwight Howard to miss rest of season

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SportsWorld, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. jbasket

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  2. CCorn

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    That's herpes bro.
     
  3. Fyreball

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    I bet cheke was somewhere punching babies out of pure joy when he first read that.
     
  4. dram1

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    This didn't even make sense as a possibilty...he would have had to have fallen down some stairs or a treadmill or something. They shouldn't make jokes about players getting hurt though...those aren't really funny...almost like someone died....Woj must have gotten OK from Dwight first.
     
  5. sabesque

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    "Hey, you're being a dick right now. Stop being a dick. Stop being a dick. Seriously, stop being a dick."
     
  6. Purvis2Short

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    Haha, Nice one!
     
  7. rockets13champs

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    Clutch will ban you
     
  8. Williamson

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    I really hate April Fools Day. I even considered not logging in today for just this reason, but here I am, acknowledging this.
     
  9. Layup Drill

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    nice. gotta love 4/1
     
  10. agslai

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    This actually happen to Yao Ming during one of his first leg injuries. It was an April Fools joke. However, Yao had season ending leg injury few games later, i believe against the Suns. I believe that was Scola first year with the Rox and we were killing teams and lost to the Jazz in 1st round without Yao. JVG last year?
     
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    Clutch should ban Woj.
     
  14. reliableman

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    Your April Fool's Day skills are on point with the Westboro Baptist Church. :rolleyes:
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    I'm ready to get flamed for saying this, but...

    For the maximum impact of an April Fool's joke, Harden should be the one out for the season, and not Dwight.
     
  17. sergio

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    Im glad I was on the toilet when I read this or I would of **** my pants.
     
  18. Pyro451

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    that was just wrong. funny would be saying Jordan came out of retirement AGAIN
     
  19. joeson332

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    ya really believed that?
     
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    WTF i dont post often but i was on the verge of a breakdown. God damn april fools.
     

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