I was living near West Philadelphia Avenue in Houston where I was born and raised. One day at the playground, where I spent most of my days playing basketball a couple of guys there were up to no good. They were making trouble all over the neighborhood and I got in a fight with one of them. My mom got scared and said, "You're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air."
A coworker of mine recently told most of the department a story about choking and beating up his much younger, female cousin for stealing cash from him. He had a sense of glee and jubilation about him as he told the story. He also will casually mention wanting to beat up or choke out one of our other coworkers behind his back. He also made another coworker uncomfortable by making multiple references about said coworker's junk. good worker and smart guy besides that...
Some random person told me Jeremy Lin was the best basketball player in the world. Right then and there I knew he was a Lin only fan. I quickly ran away with my ears covered so I couldn't have to hear what he had to say next. Sure was hella creepy.
I was at work and sitting in my usual spot, when a senior co-worker walked over and sat down in the chair next to me. As he did, his hand reached down to my crotch and gave me a squeeze. I was so incredulous, I could only look away. I've been told he does this alot to his other co-workers. Spoiler Then I got traded to the 76ers.
He probably does now! And to make it even more creepier it was whispered into my ear while playing a video game.
A guy offered to pay me to take naked pictures one time when I was at Union tavern. And that's how I bought my PS3.
When I was living in New Orleans a few years back when I was 23 on a short term project, I had a condo right by Harrah's casino. I didn't know many people there and would gamble and chill at Masquerade. One weekend I went there and was chatting up two girls. Some other dude joined in and I was like even better, the girls won't feel two awkward. So the 4 of us chatted a a while. THis dude was quite impressive " wharton MBA" et al. After chatting, drinking, dancing, the girls left. Then this dude got all creepy on me and was like "you have a condo here, maybe we should go back and I'll go down on you. Have you ever experienced a man going down on you, it feels great, maybe you should" I dropped my drink at the counter and bailed. Worst day of my life at a bar or club. First time ever in my life to experience this. Looking back there were subtle hints but I was too naive at the time. Now I'm always wary of how the conversations go.
The last time this happened to me i was in an airport lounge on my way to Whistler. Struck up a conversation w/a guy seated next to me. "where are you from? what do you do? etc.... The dude was a West U. police officer and pretty soon started hitting on me & asking if he could suk my joint. I'd laugh it off politely but he would not take the hint...i was kind of goading him (perhaps.) Anyway, right before my flight boarded, i tell him "Ok, let's go. I'll meet you in the farthest stall of the restroom." He goes there & waits while i board my flight. cue almost a week later, i'm boarding my flight in Seattle to return to H-town & i hear "Yoohoo! Yoohoo! Greece!" The.dude.was.on.my.flight!
I had similar things happen to me a couple of times at bars when I was much younger, but I had a different reaction. I would laugh, shake my head, and tell him that he guessed wrong. It didn't bother me. I would be more upset not scoring with the chicks.
I ride the CTA trains daily here in Chicago and I cannot even begin to describe the weirdness that goes on
Was waiting for my parents in the lobby of some office building at 10 years old. There was a familiar song from a show being played on TV, so I sang along. A woman sings that song, so my voice was really high those days, and I didn't notice the older guy was sitting next to me the entire time. As soon as the song finished he said in Spanish "Keep singing", so I moved and sat far away. He said "Noooo don't go" but I stayed far away until my parents picked me up.
