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Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by RocketMan Tex, Jul 18, 2003.

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  1. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Member

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    Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first
    professional baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park.

    The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves
    immensely mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks. Soon they
    realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.

    Based on the given information...

    1. What inning is it?

    2. How many players are on base?



    Let me know when you give up......
     
  2. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I could say the answer, but that wouldn't be right.
     
  3. RocketMan Tex

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    Say it.....SAY IT!!!!!!!!
     
  4. codell

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    Just to clarify, is this a riddle or a joke?
     
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    Ok, I have the answer. Kind of lame. :p
     
  6. Castor27

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    It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded :D :D
     
  7. codell

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    You Googled it too? ;)
     
  8. Lil Pun

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    Ah shucks this is a JOKE not a RIDDLE. Hey BBS posters post some good RIDDLES. I love trying to figure out riddles especiall when I can't figure one out and the answer is so obvious or easy.
     
  9. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    Ooops I missed my chance. I had to log off for a few minutes.

    I swear, I move out of IT for a few months and everything goes straight to hell. Websense is now blocking BBS's, so I have to use dial-up to access the site.
     
  10. RocketMan Tex

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    Man, I just can't get one past you guys! Good work!
     
  11. codell

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    Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench feeding the pidgeons. They are talking and enjoying themselves when all of the sudden, a man walks by them, stops, opens his trench coat and flashes them.

    The first lady has a stroke, the 2nd lady has a stroke ...............

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    But the 3rd lady's arms just weren't long enough.
     
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  12. Castor27

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    Actually I've heard it before. But still quite funny.
     

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