Responses to the infamous "Do I look fat?" question

Your mama is so fat, when her pager beeps people think she's backing up.

 

Your Momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

 

Your mama's so fat that when she...when she puts...

Argh, I got nothing, man!

 

I think one time a girl asked me if I thought she was fat and I said, "Nah, you are just healthy, that's all."

 

I've really said this: "Oh, is it just natural?"

I really meant no harm, but the person was really annoying me and I said it in an offhanded kind of way. She ended up crying and making a scene. I ended up laughing.

 

Yo mama's so fat even Jenny Craig said DAYUM!!!




* that's an oldie but a goodie



Cod

 

Yo moma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

 

Never make the mistake of offering up to a woman that she has "gained a few pounds recently" without being asked. I'm still not living that one down... even though it was my baby sister and if there's anyone on the planet you can be 100% brutally honest with, it should be blood!

 

Where's AB when you need him?

 

Your momma's so fat that before God said "let there be light," he had to tell your momma to move.

 

This is a true story.


A freind of mine had a girlfreind that keep asking him if she was fat. It got so bad that he contemplated breaking up with her, just so he didnt have to hear it. The problem was his girl was hot, and was not fat. Finally one day she keeps asking him and he just yells out. Yes you are fat.

He grabs a bike and puts it in the back of his truck and tells her to get in, drives her to the local highschool track, and tells her to run. After running like a mile he pulls the bike out and says, ride this home. When she got home, he told her he was sick of hearing how she thoght she was fat, and that like the 300 times before, he still didnt think she was fat. She said his reaction made her realize that she had been bugging him, and that she was not fat.



One month later they broke up.

 

Coouldn't he just say, "Stop asking me, it's getting annoying"? Or was she stupid as well as fat?

A friend's girlfriend is also obsessed with being fat, to near the point of anorexia. Past boyfriends had used it as a weapon against her, telling her she's fat to make her feel bad about herself and to extract favors. It's pretty sad.