...KICKS MY ASS AT SLUGFEST 2004! I am not above cheating in any way, shape or form to beat my little video sluggers ass in this game! He knows codes that makes the batter an animal-like creature that knocks the hell out of the ball no matter who is pitching. He beat the Braves pitching staff 22-4 yesterday and did Jeffrey Leonards "one-flap-down" at me everytime he hit a homerun. I need help from my fellow geeks to stop this madness, and to put this kid back in his place!
Here ya go AB... http://www.cheatcc.com/gc/mlbsf2004.html btw...your webpage doesnt have any listings for this month on your appearances page, yet you commented in the Calvin thread that you had shows soon. When and where are ya? EDIT: I assumed that this was for Game Cube, if not..Ill bet I can find it for others..
Just accept it AB...You know it was bound to happen. I gave up trying to beat Tara's oldest son, and have been reduced to playing one player games on the easiest setting while using cheat codes. AND I CAN'T GET PAST THE MR PICKLE LEVEL ON SOCOM...DAMN THOSE GRENADE LAUNCHERS AND THAT HELICOPTER!!!
I just drag mine out to the basketball court and stuff every shot they put up. They quit asking me to play video games after that.
You really are Homer Simpson: Burns: Could you explain your model, young man? Grimes: [from audience] What's to explain? He's an idiot! Lenny: [from audience] Pipe down! Homer: Well basically, I just copied the plant we have now. Burns: [impressed] Hmmm. Homer: Then, I added some fins to lower wind resistance. [points to a stripe on the cooling tower] And this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp. Burns: Agreed. First prize. [gives Homer a blue ribbon, and some money] [cut to audience shot] Grimes: [stands up] What? Carl: Way to go, Homer! Lenny: You're number one, Homer! Grimes: But it, it was contest for children! Lenny: Yeah. And Homer beat their brains out! [audience cheers wildly]
Tell him that you want to take his butt out and throw some live pitch fastballs of your own and see how cocky his little ass is then.
one suspects this is punishment for me beating Behad on own driveway, patience Behad juniors, won't be long before your dunking on the old man. AB - next thing your know he'll be claiming he's funnier than you.
Explain to him that "daddy pays for these games" and if "daddy isnt having fun (winning occasionally) he wont be buying anymore". Either that or break out the atari 2600 from storage and cream him at space invaders. Might make you feel old, but it will keep the little one humble. If he beats you at space invaders, dont ever pick up a controller again.
