The last long term relationship I had before I met my wife was with a girl who was a cashier at a grocery store across the street from where I was working. My advice is to take it slowly. I used to go in there every night after work and pickup some beer, and I made sure to get in her line. Since it was so late, there weren't many customers, so it wasnt a big deal for me to stand there and flirt with her while she was ringing my stuff up. As the weeks went by, she got used to seeing and talking to me, and after a month or so..I finally asked her out. The reason I waited so long was so she had time to get to know me and she knew I wasnt some mauler or weirdo (anymore than normal). Needless to say, it worked...
cashier: good morning, sir. yoyao: hey baby. cashier: (rolls eyes and scans first product... extra large condoms.) you do know that we sell these in small too, right? yoyao: ummm... yeah, but they were all gone. i was thinking, you and me... you know... go together like cereal and cd-r discs. you know? cashier: wtf? whatever. did you find everything that you were looking for? yoyao: no. i was actually looking for a disposable camera so i could take some photos. cashier: sorry, but we don't carry them. you'll find cameras that you can take photos with at the shop around the corner. yoyao: okay. so, can i have them digits? cashier: (rolls eyes again and scans second product... a clean pair of socks.) no. yoyao: yo? cool. cashier: i said, "no." yoyao: yo? okay. do you have a pen and paper? cashier: mf'er are you deaf? i said, "no!" need a q-tip? yoyao: no? oh... okay? damn. j/k yoyao.
Hilarious Omega! Photos and Q-tips?Is that what YoYao is into? I'm sure u can photoshop picture u can do on that,I just can't think of any at the moment. ALA
wish that i could, but at work at the moment. sigh. all i have is "paint" to work with. i'm sure mr. mooch can do the honors.
Q-tips, eh? I've got a couple ideas, very raw at the moment. I plan to get Fireworks for this use when I'm able to manipulate the facial muscles. Then I plan on making the ultimate 'Many Faces of YoYao' when I get about 20 more done. Just wait until I get ahold of a Kam picture that is 'shoppable.
(BBS Fishing Trip) (Sitting around a fire drinking beer) YoYao - "So I was thinking about asking out this girl at Vons, I think she smiled at me, but when I got close she kind of turned away" Mr. Mooch - "Next time wear shoes!" Omega - "hahaha! yeah, and don't buy that same cereal over and over again!" YoYao - "Seriously you guys, please stop, I cannot take this anymore." Mooch and OS - "Ok, we're sorry" *10 minutes passes* YoYao - "Soooooo, does anyone have any serious advice?" Baqui99 - "Be gentle, be patient, Be caring... and most of all... DO HER IN THE POOPER" *everyone laughs, except YoYao, who is now at the verge of anger* YoYao - "Man, what the **** is wrong with you b****es, all i want is some advice, and you make fun of me, I hope you all catch instestinel flu and die" *5 minutes pass* YoYao - "I'm sorry guys I didn't mean that" moes - "Its ok dude, oh and by the way, you spelled intestinal wrong" *Mr Mooch pulls out his laptop* Mr Mooch - "Hey dudes, check this out" *every gathers to see Mr Mooch had whipped up a photoshop portraying YoYao as Eminem, screaming profanities at everyone and crying over the Vons Cashier that won't give him the time of day, laughter insues for 12 straight minutes* YoYao - "ARGHHHH" *with deadly accuracy YoYao hurls a CD-R and decapitates Mr. Mooch* YoYao - "WHO WANTS SOME MORE OF THIS ****!" *14 minutes pass* YoYao - "I'm really sorry guys, I lost my temper again" moes - "Its ok dude, Its funny in a way, what you did to Mooch is exactly what ZRB showed you doing in his last photoshop" YoYao - "OMG, I really hate all of you"
What a pity, somehow I start to believe that Maria+YoYao will work because Maria likes to shoot & YoYao can take a hit... Anyway YoYao, my advice to you on the casher will be: 1. Take things slow & easy... don't ask her out the first few times, let her be comfortable with you & to get to know you first (ok, I start to wonder whether that's a good idea). 2. Don't ask about her age & where she live the first time you chat with her. 3. After she knows about you & starts getting more comfortable with you, you might want to "accidentally" bump into her after she finished her casher job & invite her for a drink
I just noticed the stuff I bought!!!.........arghhhhhh well, I am going to salsa dancing tonight, I might go drop by Vons afterward, wish me luck, guys
My advice...never ever hit on a girl at her work. Never. The potentail downside is so much greater than the potential upside. Women are everywhere, there are much better ways to go.
YoYao, Heed this advice as much as possible. (1) It is pretty good advice. I once ended up dating a cashier (my line, at a bookstore was "Ever read any Nathanael West?" as I was buying "The Dream Life of Balso Snell"), but generally cute cashiers get hit on constantly and they generally hate it. Whatever you do, don't make repeat visits -- that will just not work. If you have to try this, give it one good try at starting up a conversation, and then if it doesn't work, leave her be. (2) More importantly, you could lend positive reinforcement to MacBeth having a post that did not require screen scrolling to read. This is a monumental and important opportunity.
I once dated a cashier.....she broke up with me because I always pushed her buttons and she wanted me to change...hahahaha....get it.......haha......sorry guys
