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Teenager has penis REDUCTION surgery

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Feb 12, 2015.

  1. FTW Rockets FTW

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    This guy got small balls. He should have walked around with confidence instead of opting for surgery.
     
  2. Bandwagoner

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  3. ima_drummer2k

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    He could have just watched the 4th quarter of the Rockets game last night.

    PROBLEM SOLVED
     
  4. justtxyank

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    I meant to type circumference, not sure how I had that brain slip.
     
  5. moestavern19

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    So you used to be an even bigger dick?
     
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  6. Two Sandwiches

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    He's a show-er not a grower, I suppose.
     
  7. Duncan McDonuts

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    That's a diameter of 3.18". Quite a thick dick, unless your lady is used to fisting. Or is Paris Hilton.
     
  8. shastarocket

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    Priapism is seriously painful (or so i've heard)

    I don't blame him
     
  9. tested911

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    From Article :)

    'It's girth was just massive' and was shaped like rugby ball"

    "'There comes a time in every urologist's career that a patient makes a request so rare and impossible to comprehend that all training breaks down and leaves the physician speechless."

    "can you make my penis smaller"?'

    'It sounds like a man's dream - a tremendously inflated phallus - but unfortunately although it was a generous length, it's girth was just massive, especially around the middle. "

    'Lord knows there's a global race on how to make it longer and thicker in plastic surgery circles, but very little on how to make it smaller,'

    'It was a bit like having two side tummy-tucks - that's how we explained it to him,' said Dr Carrion


    'It looks cosmetically appealing, and he said it was a life-changing event, he's all smiles,' said Carrion."
     
  10. rudan

    rudan Member

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    maybe he couldn't do anal....
     
  11. Dave_78

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    I thought Octomom.
     
  12. KingCheetah

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    Son, your dick looks like a football.
     
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  13. ThatBoyNick

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    At first when I started the article I was like, what a bad ass. As I kept reading I just felt bad, this isn't something to show off or feel good about as I was first expecting, it's just embarrassing. Hope the surgery worked and he is able to have all the butt secks he wants now!
     
  14. The Real Shady

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    Yeah. 10 inches in diameter would hurt a horse.
     
  15. Jontro

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    10 inches in diameter is for transformer secks.
     
  16. moestavern19

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    I think his anus is normal.
     
  17. Nook

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    I am picturing Dr. Phil telling him.
     
  18. Dubious

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    You know how I make my dick a foot long?



    I fold it in half.
     
  19. KingCheetah

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  20. CCorn

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    Reminds me of...
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