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Attn: All topless dancers

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Jul 10, 2003.

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  1. Faos

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    Are you calling our Power Dancers, Topless dancers?


    I've been taught High School English I by a Rockets Power Dancer.
     
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    the describtion just made me laugh, especailly Be Part of something Big. they even put With Yao Ming and New Houston Areana to attract them. ahhaahah
     
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    your high school english teacher was a cheer leader? :eek: that would keep the kids in school :D
     
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    I've got it baaaaaaad, sooooo bad
    I'm hot for teacher.

    BTW, where did you go to HS?
     
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    I'm suprised there wasn't a picture of the Hulk doll's big 2 incher.. :D
     
  7. Faos

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    No, not at all! And that's my point: WE NEED TOPLESS DANCERS!

    Seriously, I watch a lot of NBA games...ours just seem like, I dunno, high school cheerleaders. We need some gals with a little fire in them. I've been hearing a lot of advertisements on 610 so I'm hoping more will audition this year.

    Have you ever seen how many women try out for the Texans? I've seen pictures on their website and it's easily over a thousand. I'd be willing to bet the Rockets don't have 150 max tryout for them.
     
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    I said in the other thread I went to JV.

    2001
     
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    The Texans are a new thing, so everybody wants to jump on their bandwagon.
     
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    Some say Houston is the adult entertainment capital of the USA. I guess Vegas may be the capital but Houston is right up there and it also may be a downgrade in pay for those ladies.
     
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    Ok, I will do my best to make the team.

    no, seriously, how many topless dancers do you think visit this board??? :rolleyes:
     
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    And this is a BAD thing?

    Then again...I'm a perv. :D
     
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    I believe a career in the adult entertainment industry is the surest way to be escorted out of Powerdancer or Texans cheerleader tryouts.
     
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    i have a friend who was a Texans cheerleader...she told me they cut topless dancers immediately. told them that was unacceptable for girls on their squad.
     
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    That doesn't surprise me. They were real picky about the whole team and staff too.

    So, topless dancers are the only girls with fire!?!

    I've always wanted to be a Power Dancer. I was in dance for about 13 years...but that all ended in high school. I just got tired of it.

    I'd probably try out if I was in better shape. But I'm too chicken. :rolleyes:
     
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    The Texans cheerleaders dance like strippers. Hot stuff. For sure.
     
  17. Faos

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    Ok, ok...how about "women who could pass as a stripper"???
     
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    Clutch "Rockets bear" certainly got himself a hot wife ...:D what a lucky bear!
     
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    If she wants to get with a real bear (grraaahhh) then she'll know who to call :cool: 1-800-bear-e-me
     
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    wanna dance? baby :D
     

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